Death Stranding šŸ‹

this looks incredibly bad

redolent of that David Cage hack-auteur energy

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this looks canon to all true Zardoz-heads like myself

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Cageware doesn’t let you smack a guy in a spacesuit with a briefcase afaik

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I was kind of dreading having to care about it until now that I know it’s coming out during Branson

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Don’t get me wrong I think this will absolutely be worth playing as a successor to Beyond Two Souls and The Quiet Man, the perfect Branson let’s play experience

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kenji eno’s metal gear forest + breath of the days gone + kill me now or i’ll start writing like i work at usgamer

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I really don’t think this looks like a David Cage level disaster? Like one of the hallmarks of Cage is that he constantly pats himself on the back for very mundane ideas. Like ā€˜robot uprising’. The other is horrendous gameplay.

(I still remember how my interest in heavy rain plummeted once I found out how hard to control walking was)

Death Stranding’s story might be awful, sure, but there’s so many ideas here that are batshit weird and interesting. Like the trailers alone are conceptually and aesthetically interesting even as a disaster.

And the glimpses of actual gameplay make it look like…Metal Gear Solid V, which is one of the best stealth games ever made.

This looks like it’s going to be a competent open world game with delightfully kooky writing. That just sounds good to me.

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i absolutely cannot wait to know what BT stands for

Beached Things

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ā€œGood thing it was raining; even they know better than to mess with British Telecom.ā€

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I am so hype for this bullshit.

Also, I literally just paused watching Pusher 2 to watch that trailer, so seeing Mads and NWR was weird for a sec.

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how much diegetic explanation of invisible walls will there be?

every time i see kojima talk about mads i wonder

is hideo kojima of gay descent?

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I thought it was ā€˜body thetan’ at first

america is finished
you’re the president of jack shit

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Japanese trailer has an extra bi featuring the local version of an inkling:

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This might be the first Kojima game I ever pay for

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All I have to say about this is hell yeah Apocalyptica

Finally the surest proof that Kojima has the aesthetic sensibilities of 16 year old me

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