Dark Souls 3 Die Already

does buffing a shield even get you anything other than a few points of stability?

I just got enough chunks to bump my uchi up from +8 to +10 and the damage is north of 500 now with flame weapon, yeehaw

It gives you a few points of stability. I don’t know what stability points really mean but every point seems to make a big difference, at +10 it adds up to being as good as a greatshield even though it’s a med shield. I can’t use an actual greatshield even though I have the STR because their lightning defense is uniformly shit for some reason. My battle plan involves turtling through entire combos and only going for the clear punishes since the guy’s just too unpredictable, and I need to avoid getting guard broken. Actually I think he’s more unpredictable than e.g. Orphan of Kos, this game feels free to have the wacky hesitations and followups because you do have the option to block.

I dunno, maybe I’ll go back to a dodge roll style later since the turtling also doubled as time to observe. But so far my experience has been: creep out of shell = instantly wrecked, so I might be stuck at a local maximum on this one.

No, unless you infuse it. Simple or Blessed are the only really useful shield infusions however. Still, much like spell buff, a ā€œfew pointsā€ seems to equate to a lot less stamina lost while blocking.

Ah, good idea, I’ll try the Blessed infusion, I bet the regen will be noticeable at my upgrade level especially. And the way I’m approaching this fight it’s interminable.

dude just co-op that and you can beat that boss super not difficult. I go help people beat that fight all the time because it is so much easier with another person.

I beat that idiot

Here are some things I don’t do in these games:

Summon help
Run from shit
Use magic
Use bows
Skip shit

We put on a sword and we hack at shit until it dies

Actually I kind of miss my full strength giant club build from DS2. Or did I do that in 1…? Both…?

Congrats on your tough guy-ism, I guess. I like using all the tools a game gives me to play it, though.

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Steam family sharing bugged out for me so I played this with my brother for four hours last night. Co-op is where these games come alive - I love invasions and spelunking with a stranger. The purple signs are a neat wrinkle into the cost of multiplayer.

There are a lot of viscerally upsetting monsters in this game, maybe more so than the Stoker parts of Bloodborne.

Well, I mean, you’re telling me that killing the boss is easier with two people than one. I did pass the first grade, so I think I’m pretty well up on that concept

So the boss isn’t the problem, just your own refusal to use the tools presented to you? That’s cool, bro. I thought someone would have covered that for you in first grade, but the failures of American education shine through again.

Sometimes I just wanna fight my vidcon bosses the way god intended, booj. Don’t gotta fight me over it

You got a weird god then, as they clearly allowed a lot of stuff to be in their universe that you feel they disapprove of. I mean ā€œperhaps the sameā€¦ā€ but whatever. Suffer for your faith?

Worst Dark Souls thread ever

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I soloed everything up until Sulyvahn and for the past few fights I’ve just been summoning whatever NPCs they want to give me

This thread has now turned into ā€œThe Real Dark Souls Starts Hereā€ meme.

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A pissing match over somebody not using spells in a video game

I don’t ever summon help in these games it makes me mega anxious

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honestly I like that some of the bosses have NPC summons this go-round and some don’t, and also that casting during a bossfight doesn’t seem nearly as easy as it used to be in many cases. they’ve fixed both of those minor balance/playstyle issues from DkS too.

It really wasn’t that as much as the whole

tone of it all. It reeked of a lot of ā€œgit gudā€ souls fanboyish boring crap that is one of the main reason I don’t talk about these games much with anyone.

I never feel bad about summoning or being summoned for co-op. Heck, it might be the part of the game I enjoy most.

Really? I haven’t had many issues tossing fireballs around, though I am not super far into the game.