i had to make my way around 50 million packs of hungry animals eating the corpses that i desperately looted for meats and breads right before. the hunger mechanic doesnt bother me too much in this game, and its literally just because there isnt a fucking meter constantly depleting. dont show me a depleting meter, just spring it on me, just be like WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER with a little fork and knife icon and ill take care of the rest, my memories are returning and so is my hunger
im glad other stuff gets hungry so i can do my little nature documentaries between the killing.
im still an amateur nature photographer becuase im FUCKING SCARED OF PACKS OF ANIMALS EATING ME TOO and as soon as they put their nose up adn sniff my ass i bolt. speaking of bolting i love running towards bandits and mowing them down with my newfound mp5, that my brain is desperate to remember as an mp4, so if i say mp4 from here out i mean mp5. it has 30 bullets and fires automatically. liek dont get me wrong i love the shotgun, i had to use it to sprint around a rusted helicopter to kill a bandit leader that was invading bes’s base the garbage. and i feel a synergy, a connection to garbage and those who appreciate it so me and bes(T FRIEND) are tight now
when i first walked up to bes’s scrapyard veronica was like ‘look up that ladder and shoot the crates’ so i did and i got SHOWERED WITH LIKE 39483985903590 BULLETS!!! I HAVE MORE BULLETS!!! i have so many fucking bullets and im not going to waste any of them on dogs that are minding their own goddamn buisiness. i really wish the dog faction thing actually made it into the game so i could gain measurable respect with the dogs but now i just have to RP it. the dogs love me, i am the garbage dog friend
i got a little respect now so people dont act like they’re gonna spit on me when they talk to me cuz im good at killing and getting objects and bringing them back. i can kill dudes and get objects and bring them back all day, as long as theres dogs to look at. its not about ‘can you pet the dog’ its about seeing dogs act like fucking dogs. if i shoot one of a pair the other whines and runs away. when they’re alone they leave you be but if you’re stomping around with a gun they’ll bring back a huge pack to kick your ass for being a dick and walking right through their turf. like 9/10 i have compeltely avoided killing animals because i literally respect their boundaries, like real fucking animals! like i would REGULARLY. also like how much i get other things to help murder for me. like im not out here killing everything im supposed to i want them to fight amongst eachother to increase my chance of survival, LIKE I WOULD IN THE FLESHZONE. its a role playing game. its skyrim
bonus heres my funny shadow dancing around
excited to kill bandits fuck loot and marry more nature
oh i love all the AI in this game. i like how sneaky all the human enemies are, there was a guy circling a tank and i went ‘oh, hes doing the same thing as me’ and i circled back and HE WAS ALSO DOING THE SAME THING AS ME STILL but i got the draw on him. veronica kept saying ‘whoa, quick draw daphny’ thats right. i can be a killer. i just dont like to talk about it. only the dogs know