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I am incredibly surprised that they ditched detachable controllers. That was a big part of the initial marketing as a group play system.

“Here we go again…”

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Similar to removing 3D from the 3DS when they released the 2DS. But this time the system’s logo is a pair of joy-cons!

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they should call it the Keep

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welp

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Yeah and I also forgot to mention, its no longer a “Switch” if you can’t switch from portable to docked.

There’s no more clicking sound.

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damn i cant believe the new switch is 100 pounds

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really missed an opportunity for the nintendo top and bottom

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isnt the dock already a power bottom

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now i want a dock that tops from the bottom by giving me vocal commands of where to shove my switch

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the dock is already topping from the bottom as without it the switch cannot turn on

they should call it the co-dependence

the nintendo “me and my boyfriend are looking for another girl to have fun with ;))”

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comes with tinder app already installed

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Um, WHAT


https://exploitzeroday.com/

blazing chrome is out

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licks lips and rubs hands and makes mouth smacking noises while nodding head and doing jack nicholson eyebrows

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