Or maybe an obscure bathroom
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tbh I was hoping to watch enough of it that I won’t have to get it
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i can’t believe you all have an opportunity to hang out and you nerds are going to spend it locked in a closet playing a kojima game instead
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Yeah it will be my birthday and it will rule so hard.
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“What do you want from life Rudie?”
“I want a big idiot video game and to be with my friends screaming at so hard that the disc melts.”
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i will definitely try to yell hard enough that the disc melts
i mean i wont. ill try to be excited til the game inevitably makes me uncomfortable and i find the two other people who are repulsed by kojima slime
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I’m going to devour the hell out of death stranding idc what anyone thinks let me stan my problematic king
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We did the exact same thing last year with Square Enix’s travesty THE QUIET MAN. It was glorious
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Fuck. I have to play The Talking Mans now. Fuck
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wait, people are actually interested in death stranding?
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going to put a “slimy baby jail” sign on the door of the death stranding grotto
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what is it too pedestrian and for the lower classes for you, you play 2004 wow in 2019 nedge
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no, it’s more bloated nonsense from an ego-maniacal misogynistic charlatan stuffed with rich people cameos. its sales pitch is ‘the guy who made MGS4 is finally given unlimited capital and free reign for his narrative pretensions.’ I can’t wait to see what the narrative justification is for languishing the camera on tortured naked women this time.
get over yourself
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I mean this is no small part of the draw
The gossip
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prob doesn’t matter to him as long as he can refer to it as an obscure thing he did which is now beneath him >_>
I don’t know still sounds interesting even when you describe it in your reductive dickhead way
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For me, the Kojima Patina is exactly why I have no interest in it. I’d be a lot more interested if he had done something that doesn’t absolutely reek of his stench (like, Boktai or something, which he only produced). After MGS2, I had my fill of Kojima to last me at least two decades, apparently. I also do not see the appeal of the Third-Best Hannibal Lector or a Boondock Saint being in a video game.
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hideo kojima’s next game:
boondock snakes
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how can you not see that this is actually a great sales pitch
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