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none of these sound like SRPGs to me. those are things like Fallout Tactics, Advance Wars, Frozen Synapse, Tactics Ogre, XCOM, right?

anyway I’m downloading the latest update for Overland to see if they added levels or special attacks or a second item slot sometime in the last 12 months

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Damn this sucks, bless you in your quest for basically functional computer

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all wrong, achilles should be the pretty boy twink, patroclus the beardo tough. this achilles does not look like someone who draft dodged as a woman for a while

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I don’t think these machines seem tough enough

Holy shit a Terminator game from the studio behind Human Fall Flat.

I hope every mission starts with a long walk through narrow hallways trailing an Important Person who gets saluted by everyone they pass.

They only need to license one piece of music:

Just loop it in the background.

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I… I don’t understand. “A Total War Saga”? Does that branding mean this is… the renaissance of Spartan Total Warrior? Have they finally done it? Have they finally made the game that will be my last game forever?

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it’s a regular total war type game, not a spartan type action game. total war saga just means the game is about one specific area and time, they had one about 800s britain I never played cause I don’t think it ever actually got cracked for some reason

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Really doesn’t that just go back to the fundamental problem of the franchise continuing to trudge along? Used to be you had to run around and blast the bastards with a fucking plasma rifle or some shit, then we get Salvation where an M4 can do the job.

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I’m so confused by the fine print—sexual situations and an “officially licensed terminator and terminator 2 product.”

Is this all about making sure Kyle and Sarah get busy?

Maybe it’s a mini game. Press X to squeeze boob.

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as the terminator, you have to seduce and make love to every terminator

come with me if you want to love

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Oh boy can’t wait to slowly mash phalanges into each other what a fun era for a Total War game


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I’m just going to tell my archers to light that wooden horse up

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2 much

Oof yeah. I really enjoyed Oxenfree, but this is so tonally different that it’s alienating.

Crossniq+, a very Dreamcast puzzler, is coming out Oct. 4th to Switch, Steam, and Itch.io.

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I like how dark this area is

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