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I enjoyed Red Dead 2 much more than the first game. I’m not there for either of their story throughlines because as we all know they can’t really balance between po-faced HBO aping and the bluntest satire this side of Family Guy.

But Red Dead 2 is a point where the game has become so comically massive that there’s an endless (quiet) amount of time to be had moving and watching and poking and prodding. It’s a beautiful watch laid out for you and you don’t need to be chased around by the second hand, you can just watch it tick.

(I can’t emphasize enough how important it is that this game can be quieter than any other AAA game, and how many scenarios and interactions are novel just because nobody has tried to represent these in games before. There’s an incredible number of views and quiet scenes inside this thing that doesn’t exist anywhere else in games. And it’s entirely outside the main campaign.)

And have I mentioned how wonderful the pickup interactions in camp are, including the singing?

There’s no sense in arguing it’s good, it’s far too huge to have any pacing or intent or anything like a considered experience. It is, and like almost every game I like, I don’t necessarily like it as a whole but it’s got such pieces in it you can rip out and chew.

oh and Felix the interesting stuff is almost entirely outside of systems and mechanics, you won’t find genius breakthroughs here outside of raw technical and visual ambition that won’t be equaled for a decade in some respects

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Nomura games are real and they are my friend.

Red Dead 2 is the best walking sim.

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oh god now I’m getting flashbacks to how upset playing FFXV makes me even as I trudged through because there was reliably a wacky/terrible/audacious/awesome bit every hour

Prompto, I swear, if you don’t stop taking saying “hashtag YOLO” I’m going to confiscate your teeth

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Yeah I don’t need to play an AAA console game for moments of quiet beauty at this point

Maybe if I was an actual technical artist but like

Have you played Astrologaster? Signor Ferraro is the real quiet beauty

heck yeah, I appreciate a jokes, eh

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Yeah this is actually kind of compelling even though I only have a phone

Well, pretty goddamn sure none of that will run on a retina ipad lol

yeah I miss early ipad gaming too (this X is only the second iOS device I’ve ever had) but it’s just as well that “any iPhone” is a pass to the whole ecosystem nowadays

yeah it’s just kind of like with RDR2, think of how many people’s time was just wasted for them to not really even hit what they wanted to hit

I’m sure I got a much more profound experience from something like The Stillness of the Wind and that didn’t require industry-leading labor abuses

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Oh God is that an actual thing that happens?

Prompto is Bart Simpson as filtered through someone’s mom

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Pretty sure the last time I heard someone say ‘hashtag’ to me in person I stole their balloons

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Not a problem if you play if in the original Nihongo.

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Also, given his story, Prompto coming off as not really good at being a person is pretty fitting, so that actually made me laugh in hindsight.

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https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2019-09-18-disco-elysium-release-date-set-for-october

so many gams

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he just says “hashtag sorry not sorry” and like I say that out loud sometimes in the same sort of post-ironic, deliberately obnoxious manner, so imo prompto’s personality profile is actually “appeallingly cringe” and I think they did a great job nailing that. I’d still rather chill with prompto than like zell or tidus

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i love the XV boys, for sure

definitely playing VII in the nihongo, though.

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saying hashtag out loud is boomer shit now is prompto at least 35

i said id play final fantasy fifteen but im playing a game i enjoy right now. and i still haven’t finished EO nexus
argh

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as booji pointed out this fits his backstory perfectly tho

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does prompto drink monster zero

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