feel like daniel craig never really lived up to the role and now i know why: not enough veracity
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not for lack of trying
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sentence that will not leave my brain: [extreme bro voice] ādude, your dungeon is looking so fushigi today.ā
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PSA: Do not refer to Morbius (film) fans as the āmorbinā church.ā Please use our preferred name of āThe Church of Jared Leto of Living Dhampir Stans.ā Your cooperation is appreciated.
Signed,
- The Administrative Staff of the Morbinā Memes Google+ Page (MichaelMorbius616, xX_letofan1998_Xx, stinkyfeet53)
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If you die in real life, you die in your dreams.
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I heard this in a surfer voice, ābrah this is a gnarly dungeonā
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yeeeeah you got it
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Meanwhile, I keep having ideas for Vampire Novels and it is mortifying
Especially because one idea was an extremely silly/stupid one that seems absolutely laser-targeted to be sold to a specific type of mainstream nerd. And, most mortifyingly, not only did this idea basically appear fully formed in my head, it just snowballed and I kept thinking of more ideas and fleshing it out. I could probably write this. It would probably be (entertaining) trash.
I donāt even like vampires this much! But my subconscious is basically some crypto bro telling me that Iāve got great ideas about how to disrupt the vampire industry.
Lord
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Frank Thomasā Big Hurt Hot Sauce
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*somber scene where morbius looks regretful because he suddenly realizes how many chances to morb heās been skipping out on because he was busy*
Narrator: āmorbināā¦ isnāt it aboutā¦ time?ā
āa message from theāā *Skip Ad*
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(iām sorry)
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the Pixies song Snakes has been living in my head for about a week now with itās goffy as heck chorus refrain
Snakesā¦ are cominā to your town
In tunnels underground
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keep thinking about someone being described as āa real dadās dadā
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Bumper sticker:
I AM MY WIFEāS BOYFRIENDāS
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL
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Join Justin Bieber in his quest for social justice, become part of the āāBiebā the changeā street team today
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Diversity Win! Borderlands 3 Finally Lets Enemies You Kill By The Hundreds Be Women
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Columboy Bebop
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I think itās about time to blow this scene, get everybody and their stuff together,
Oh, just one more thing
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I was talking to Alicia this morning and said something like āI think Iām old enough now that when I do something new, people think āwow, how inspirationalā and itās kind of depressingā
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energy milk
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