Coming into the office with my new Slipknot silk tie
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me at the circus trying to identify what type of performer is currently on stage: a flibbertigibbet? a will-o-the-wisp?? guess weāll never know
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a wrist exercise i found that helps is holding my arm straight out with the hand bent up and every single time i do it i picture someone walking in right at that moment and thinking iām just doing the seig heil in an empty room
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friendly base, amigo acid
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my Really Nice Acquaintance
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support your arm with your other arm to remove the ambiguity
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Shipnospace: Hardlaw
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siivagunner rip of the ff6 ending theme, but all the leitmotifs are replaced by ones from skate or die 2
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Full Spectrum Worrier
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The last landlord is in captivity.
The housing market is at peace.
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Just imagining the worst guy, who is like, a retired cop that supplements his pension through a house-flipping business/rental properties and is also getting super into crypto
(edit): There are probably thousands of this guy
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drives one of those lifted trucks
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immediately imagining a street-legal forklift
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Orks in Warhammer donāt experience Flushed Quadrent Love but they do experience Kismesissitude
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That last one was the single narrowest cast post Iāve ever made on this website
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thanks tigress my brain just formed a bubble like a pizza crust
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Yesterday on a walk:
Today on the toilet: What about an app that tells you how many cats are watching you at any given time.
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[carly rae jepsen ājulienā voice] oubliette 
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āgroove is stored in the heartā --@DaleNixon
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victorian collar + tired eyes = adorable
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