brain garbage/mental recycling

fingernails fuck my brain

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Grindr is a Metroidvania because everytime i use it I’m Searchin for Action

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Punxsutawney Phimosis

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gelgoog but all soft gs

jeljooj

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Invert the hard/soft Gs in Glaug, get Jlaug

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amiga chiptune artist who goes by the pseudonym “Paula Panner”

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Two unrelated phrases were stuck in my brain when I woke up this morning.

“Wolfman’s got nards!”

“Sixteen fuckin’ strength.”

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the Legend of Zelda: Tears in the Club

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the Legend of Zelda
Crying at the Discoteque

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its always surf AND turf, never surf OR turf

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The Original Alchemical Power Lying Amidst Nothingness!

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Everything is so politically polarized in the world nowadays, not even the milk hotel is neutral anymore

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Tom Arnold
TA
Tom Arnold Schwarzenegger
TAS
Toms Arnold Schwarzenegger
TsAS

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handcuffs shaped like hands grabbing your wrists tightly

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If you ever see a character in a movie who is an author who hasn’t written anything since their first hit novel many years ago, you know something fuckin crazy is about to happen to them. Either that or they’re the worst person you’ve ever heard of. Or both

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wombination combination

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“Who was that singer songwriter who died recently”

[Me, who’s into alternative search engines] “Bing Crosby”

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A tactful fetus knows how to read the womb

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For added effect read the above in an Elmer Fudd voice

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image

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