fingernails fuck my brain
Grindr is a Metroidvania because everytime i use it Iâm Searchin for Action
Punxsutawney Phimosis
gelgoog but all soft gs
jeljooj
Invert the hard/soft Gs in Glaug, get Jlaug
amiga chiptune artist who goes by the pseudonym âPaula Pannerâ
Two unrelated phrases were stuck in my brain when I woke up this morning.
âWolfmanâs got nards!â
âSixteen fuckinâ strength.â
the Legend of Zelda: Tears in the Club
its always surf AND turf, never surf OR turf
The Original Alchemical Power Lying Amidst Nothingness!
Everything is so politically polarized in the world nowadays, not even the milk hotel is neutral anymore
Tom Arnold
Tom Arnold Schwarzenegger
Toms Arnold Schwarzenegger
handcuffs shaped like hands grabbing your wrists tightly
If you ever see a character in a movie who is an author who hasnât written anything since their first hit novel many years ago, you know something fuckin crazy is about to happen to them. Either that or theyâre the worst person youâve ever heard of. Or both
wombination combination
âWho was that singer songwriter who died recentlyâ
[Me, whoâs into alternative search engines] âBing Crosbyâ
A tactful fetus knows how to read the womb
For added effect read the above in an Elmer Fudd voice