cut to Katz’s Deli
Peach: well how do you know?
DK: I mean, how do I know? I know
Peach: because they transform?
DK: yes, because they transform
Peach: how do you know they’re really transforming?
DK: what are you saying, that they fake getting the powerup?
Peach: it’s possible
pan to Mario a few tables over biting into a pastrami on rye
Mario: Augh! that’s a spicy peppercorn!
Luigi: you ok
Mario: ::medley of hurt/pain noises while rubbing his face, throwing back his head and slapping the table::
Mario: ::SM64 fall noise::
Whomp at nearby table: ::whomp noises to staff, indicating to the sandwich::