At LEAST 20 horse puns (BIG ONES... featuring Prefab Sprout)

I’m struggling to sleep, so I guess that means it’s big ones time!

What can I say about Prefab Sprout? Well, for the longest time I actually didn’t like them! I’d hear my older brother playing parts of Steve McQueen faintly through his bedroom walls when I was younger and mistook it for some kinda bland, cheesy 80s pop… I was mostly right, minus the bland part. Later on I’d “borrow” my brother’s copy of Swoon when he wasn’t looking in order to try and figure out what the big deal was… I was never the same!

I find it hard to put into words what makes this music so special to me. It’s very emotionally charged but also often quite disjointed feeling. Paddy McAloon has an incredible knack for capturing such specific complex things in just a line or two… but he also has this frankly obtuse sense of humour that regularly hijacks tracks in a way I really enjoy. This is the same guy who wrote three separate songs, each covering a different fraught one-sided romantic dynamic as expressed through some increasingly strained horse-based metaphors and… it actually… surprisingly really works??

Anyway, it only felt right to dedicate a big ones thread to their goofy but gorgeous music. I’ve gone (roughly) chronologically here and did my best to hone in on some (hopefully!) less obvious picks so that those already familiar with the band might still find something new to discover!

I tried to give most of their discography a fair shot as well, although Swoon and Protest Songs are probably slightly overrepresented, as they’re my personal favourites. I’ve also excluded entire albums (!) from the later stage of their career that I always considered to be part of a kind of “wilderness years” for Paddy and the band. Things start to get a bit too synthetic, too saccharine, too christian, too cowboy for my liking…

That being said, this is a big ones thread! So if those albums are some of your favourites, now’s your chance to tell me I’m a big idiot with bad opinions!! Come yell at me about how Farmyard Cat is secretly their greatest song, I dare you!!! If I get the time later I might write some personal thoughts on each track but, for right now, I present to you all…

The Music of Prefab Sprout 🏗️🌱

Full playlist here, individual songs listed and linked below.

This playlist runs as a closed loop of sorts, beginning and ending with a bunch of radio static. I found listening to it all on repeat works weirdly well!

I’ve tried my best not to link to official uploads in the hopes that this might prevent any annoying, region-based copyright restrictions from interfering with the general flow of things, but that also means some tracks are probably of a lower fidelity having been uploaded over a decade ago…

I recommend going out of your way to download these tracks for yourself in higher quality, but there’s also something quite charming about old youtube uploads with people’s personalised slideshows or music videos as accompaniment… Both options have merit!

Radio Love (1982)
B-Side to their first single Lions In My Own Garden (Exit Someone)

The Devil Has All The Best Tunes (1983)
First single to include the vocal talents of Wendy Smith!

Diana (1984)
Earlier faster B-Side version included on the When Love Breaks Down single, a later slower version was recorded for the Protest Songs album

Here On The Eerie (1984)
From their debut album Swoon

I Never Play Basketball Now (1984)
Same as above

Elegance (1984)
Same as above

Spinning Belinda (1984)
B-Side to Couldn’t Bear To Be Special single

The Yearning Loins (1985)
B-Side included on a later pressing of the When Love Breaks Down single

Moving The River (1985)
From their second album Steve McQueen

When The Angels (1985)
Same as above

The World Awake (1985/1989)
From their album Protest Songs, originally planned for release shortly after Steve McQueen as a limited one week only bonus for the fans but eventually delayed due to concerns from label execs over confusing the marketplace… STUPID!

Wicked Things (1985/1989)
Same as above

'Til The Cows Come Home (1985/1989)
Same as above

Rebel Land (1985)
John Peel Session of a track that never received an official release but was included as part of setlists during the live tour promoting their second album Steve McQueen

Enchanted (1988)
From their third album From Langley Park To Memphis

The Venus Of The Soup Kitchen (1988)
Same as above

Wild Horses (1990)
From their fifth album Jordan: The Comeback

All Boys Believe Anything (1990)
Same as above

I Trawl The Megahertz (2003)
From Paddy McAloon’s solo album of the same name, later rebranded as a Prefab Sprout album

I’m 49 (2003)
Same as above

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Oh baby, oh mama, someone made a Prefab Sprout thread…! They’re one of my favorite bands. You’re so right about Paddy’s uncanny ability to bottle an extremely specific feeling. That magic is something he wrote about in his ode to Bob Dylan, from the band’s most recent album (which I think is fantastic, even if it doesn’t stand among their best).

You catch the world in images
To annotate the feast
This quicksilver task remains
Mysterious at least

I like at least one track from every single album (though I really had to reach when it comes to The Gunman and other Stories… but you know, I do half-ironically like Cowboy Dreams, even if it’s 3 times longer than it should be). Let me just post a bunch of deep cuts. But If you’ve never listened to this band before, just go listen to the album Steve McQueen all the way through NOW.

You know what’s underrated? His goofy ass Christian album about how much he likes music. You can’t tell me this song doesn’t rule:

Another lesser known favorite is this single they put out in their best-of compilation:

Here’s a great b-side from Andromeda Heights that’s better than anything on the actual album:

The sappy lyrics about a sordid topic, it really feels so lived in.

But now let me let you in on my favorite b-side of theirs, one nobody ever brings up:

This is the most unpretentious nothing track, just Paddy doing a straightforward American-ass rock song, very Springsteen, but damnit, he bottled a feeling so well here: Looking back with fondness and longing for a time when you know you weren’t happy. This is some Waters of March type stuff. What can I say, I have Portuguese blood… I can’t resist the saudade.

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Hell yeah, this was exactly the kind of post I was hoping for!

I’m on my way back to bed now but you can be sure I’ll be checking each of these out at some point tomorrow

Edit: I’m so conflicted about the God album, I feel like I should really love it cuz of the ridiculous production style… I mean… just listen to this shit:

It’s just the subject matter… Maybe if I hadn’t grown up in hyperreligious Ireland I’d be more open to it but… I guess it brings back too many bad memories…

Also, on the topic of deep cuts, I’ve just recently got into this early demo that has a really fun reggae-ish bounce to it:

My greatest wish is that at some point this guy shares with the world his 1985 test pressing of the original Protest SongsLife of Surprises always stuck out like a sore thumb to me and I really wanna hear that extended version of Wicked Things!

Also:

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Yeah, I totally get it. I wish that album wasn’t so religious too. While I can’t relate at all to the worship music side of it, I do relate to loving music so much it may as well be religious, which is definitely a theme throughout. I also find it a little charming when he keeps throwing in little asides for atheist listeners and friends. But yeah, I mainly enjoy the songwriting and that absolutely absurd production, all those over the top cheapo synthesizers! Definitely toward the bottom of my album rankings, but I do like it more than Andromeda Heights and The Gunman and Other Stories.

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Taste is a funny thing, I might find that I actually end up loving it in a few years time, you never know!

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the yearning loins fucking rules

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I played it repeatedly for a solid week after I first heard it, it’s so good!!

“What makes that girl… a lovely swirl…
here where the poor are hurrrrRRRRrrrtin’?
Not her shoes, not their SHINE…”

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Enchanted’s been stuck in my head again recently. The combination of its weird production style and lyrics always makes me picture an Earthbound random encounter between Mr. McAloon and his new gym bro acquaintance, Paddy’s rolling hp ticking lower and lower each time the gym bro starts philosophising about mortality or making some dumb misogynistic comment. Also just now understanding that “Tiger Burn” lyric…

It got me listening to From Langley Park… a lot more too and made me realise that while I really like the production and sound of Knock on Wood, the lyrics always fell a little short for me. No, in reality The Venus of The Soup Kitchen feels a lot more deserving of being on this list with its relatable tale of longing for the bare minimum in trying times… (the absolutely insane roar at the start really captures the current moment beautifully)

So yeah, playlist updated! Maybe that’s considered cheating but luckily within the confines of my own thread I MAKE THE RULES!!!

Edit: also messed around with the sequencing in a way that hopefully makes things flow a bit better

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oh I’m so glad you updated yours cuz I’ve been thinking about doing that to mine

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