And the Game Award for Best Debut Esports Performance Direction by an Anticipated Human goes to...

I feel like it’s a coin toss each year, whether they’re gonna trot out Imagine Dragons or CHVRCHES.

God I forgot they got Sting last year. Like, look, I love video games, I know people work very hard on them, but c’mon now.

Is this event called The Keighley’s yet? Like winning a game at The Game Awards would be referred to as “winning a Keighley”. People would be like congrats on the Keighley your game was great. I wish this was a thing so bad but I don’t see it anywhere I see people talking about this.

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When Keighley dies they could make the award a death mask and name it after him.

Bring him back, Geoffrey…

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half an hour

This is it. This is the year I win a Steamed Deck, on Geoffrey’s dime. I can feel it. Yakuza in bed, here I come…

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:pray: :pray: :pray: we believe in you ironmouse

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getting ready to dehumanize myself to face to bloodshed

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Wow, best eSports coach already announced. Congratulations to “Slimey Steve” of the Overwatch League team The Dover Danglers.

watching this for the first time

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already regretting it

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i already feel terrible the game awards will probably make me feel worse???

i used to be really annoyed by it but now i watch for the stupidity and spectacle. i don’t expect it to reflect my desires or values remotely.

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Peggle 3

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al and wake too

if only the Game Awards could top this moment

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Oh Geoff is absolutely gonna bring out that “fuck the Oscars” guy again, ain’t he?

Let’s see what do I wanna hope for from “The Gamer’s Christmas”…

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But what about the vital update from Bloober team’s ambitious Silent Hill 2 Remake!

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the epic warlike violins and drums are getting us ready to face our battle head on - to face the realm of Geoff

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you got that wrong IGN guy, the joke is “playstation has no games”

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Timothee Chalamet IS Mr Slitterhead