always bet on jovial merryment (horseracetests)

There’s a new “audience game” called horseracetests that just blew up on Twitter, by indie/hobbyist dev snakesandrews. The gist of it is a bunch of mspaint horses bounce around an inscrutable maze to try and reach the goal. People have gone wild for this and are coming up with yuri fanfics, fanart, phonk memes, etc. It’s pretty funny. Like fan works for a pachinko game.

https://x.com/snakesandrews/status/1913623632527728728

Jovial Merryment (orange) is on a rampage right now. Can anyone stop them?

https://x.com/LumpyTouch/status/1913676777882521763

https://x.com/senyikan/status/1913631625864253538

@notbov they’re making uma musume horse girl yuri of the mspaint horses

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it’s not safe to get attached to fake internet sports

look at Blaseball

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I love how the game things that go viral are increasingly low-detail art.

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How did they not call the brown horse ‘brownian motion’

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We need a name for these tiktok games that are basic physics simulations where you just release a field of contenders and watch them bounce around until one wins via a process that tricks your brain into thinking it’s chaos theory. Like Ian Malcolm putting the two water droplets on the back of Ellie’s hand but having them race each other and picking one arbitrarily to root for.

Maybe Life Finders

Arkanoidoids

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Marble Races

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looking at one of these made me think “wow everyone is increasingly sad and bored huh”

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good old fashioned slop
the slop before the dark

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simply love a baffling cowbell tune

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Rubber duck river runs.

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I don’t think it’s tricking anyone personally, it seems to me to just be bored people making stories from something “procedural”; like Dwarf Fortress stories if there was minimal game.

Part of why it went viral I think is because ongoing trends developed between races, like yellow bumping orange close to the finish, that spur the imagination. This is the goal of proceduralism whether it’s an entire world simulation or horse plinko.

I called it an audience game instead of anything else or slop because the game is the act of spectating an automatic process. It’s spiritually similar to saltybet. I find the whole thing fascinating, personally.

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saltybet is some of my favourite internet doofin’

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still so mad about the shenmue duck racing guy on twitch, who had a great stream idea (just do shenmue duck races over and over again and set up a way for the chat to bet), who i showed up for duck races all the time, who i bet so much (fake) money on and then i saw him CHEAT LIVE. I SAW HIM MAKE THE DUCK HE BET ON WIN THE RACE SO HE COULD JUST KEEP WINNING and it ruined the whole thing for me. i can understand someone hackign the duck game to make themselves win every time but to put it in front of an audience?? and make them believe they had an equal chance to you??? BETRAYAL

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Sounds like the start of a good Video Game Championship Wrestling plotline.

horseracetests does remind me I need to get back to checking out Jelle’s Marble Runs, which is this except with marbles on toy race tracks. But a name like horseracetests makes me think it’s going to turn into an ARG or internet horror fiction.

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i wonder what the betting scene for jelle’s marbleruns is like

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The plot thickens in the world of horseracetests… what hellish nightmare be this?

https://x.com/snakesandrews/status/1914710800003924261

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I love this bit in Killer7

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Apparently PETA is mad

https://x.com/peta/status/1915189000786026627?t=LUZ5yT_viWpJXYh0_-SlOw&s=19

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asking the universe nicely to make global Uma a thing so I can see PETA post about all the horse girls who got shot dead on the track

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