the guys who made squad (which holds the world record for most racists packed into one game server) are making a squad based starship troopers fps called STARSHIP TROOPERS EXTERMINATION, presumably to fellate Heinlein knowing their track record, and I can’t get over how much this screenshot evokes aliens colonial marines
if the game doesn’t automatically relaunch itself on quitting and trying to lock me in an endless loop of misery like Colonial Marines did, it’s already a better game
colonial marines shipped without the fucking exe you needed to run the game and it took 6 hours for them to fix it. There is a low bar to clear here, but I wanted to make fun of them anyway
oh did Colonial Marines come up
time to remind everyone that the DLC for A:CM that retcons parts of Alien 3 is canon
AW YEAH, MARIO TIME!
i somehow feel like nintendo understanding their audience well enough to know that they need to clarify this is, like, the highest form of condescension
They did that last trailer and people still complained.
In this hobby, every impending announcement and every unreleased game is a limitless field for people to project their wildest dreams upon.
Somewhere the deepest, most debauched, most detached Nintendo fans are speculating on the next character most likely to be announced for Ultimate and why it’ll have an F-Zero tie-in announcement
this is their marketing’s doing – no turning back from a “where’s mother 3 reggie” robot chicken bit
incredibly funny controversy as the actress in question is (to me) very visibly greek, proving that the commentariat has lost the ability to distinguish ethnic mothers
luckily I already have a bit on this in giuliani’s labyrinth so the zeitgeist is fluffed for me
incredible to see salon on the same tack one thousand years later
hi I got an F-Zero alert
are they dropping a trailer after the trailer?
captain falcon is starting an onlyfans
Can you imagine how many people would just piss and shit themselves right in the theatre if that smash logo started fading in after the credits
All those years of nintendo direct and marvel conditioning combined…
At least he’s doing something
Timestamped the trailer.
Better trailer overall imo but weird smorgasbord of Mario stuff.
Lord Jesus I guess Sonic is the winner of the film adaptation battle (unless you count the old Bob Hoskins flick)
stopped after the resigned “alright, let’s a-go”
