ACTION 5 NEWS with Chuck Scarsdale

Blizzard saw how well the ps5 is selling even though it doesn’t have any games and decided releasing a game no one can actually play was the best business decision

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I’m over Overwatch 2 too

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You overwatch players are rookies. I play wow classic, the wrath of the lich king expansion came out again 10 days ago and I’m still in 5 hour queues every day

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huh i played it on xbox last night without giving a phone number. is this a pc only restriction?

edit: oh i see, my blizzard account is already linked to my xbox account, and maybe i gave my blizzard account a phone number at some point?

yeah, i got a qr code popping up on xbox to set it up

Roblox asks me for my ID to prove I am an adult (??)and I respectfully ignore it.
My identity has been stolen already but giving that to roblox is a bridge too far.

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okay but do you get to stay on the server after you pay your 5 hour tribute

OW2 is a little more… temperamental

generally. sometimes you get DCed randomly and that may or may not put you back into the queue. don’t go afk for more than five minutes, either! yesterday I sat for 5 hours, went to get food and coffee and queue popped earlier than I thought, I came back to being afked out right back into another 5 hour wait! 5 hours is the short queue, at first it was 9-10. it was also 8-10 every day for a week a couple weeks prior to launch before blizzard bothered to realize they fucked up their servers so bad that the popular ones had quadruple the amount of players they could actually handle. they put in emergency transfer options and begged players to hop off. the refugees from the 3 big NA servers filled 4 other servers off of that effort, without which I’m sure the launch day queue would’ve been at least 20 hours at the backend on my server.

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okay shifting my opinion back to “normal Blizzard launch”

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mario normal

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I’m ok with how mario sounds. it’s like. fine. preferable to 1.5 hours of charles martinet tbh

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Annoyingly normal. Surprising focus on penguins

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this movie looks like a PS5 game

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still patiently waiting for the no dialogue videogame movie era

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Chris Pratt’s voice has me convinced that one person in Mario’s family tree about 3 to 5 generations back was an Italian immigrant.

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Kamek sounds nothing like he does in Yoshi’s Island, smdh

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how do you pay Kevin Michael Richardson to voice a character and not have him use his deep ass voice

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wait i take it back i dont want a no-dialogue mario movie i want them to sound how they do in the handheld mario RPGS

awweeeba bebabooba bedeebaba

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if only video games had been invented before movies…we could have had silent video game movies…

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