no one can keep up with me in actual museums either, it’s terrible
gonna get sandwich boards that say “I’M JUST LIKE THIS IT’S NOT THAT I THINK IT’S GOOD”
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Honestly most non-JRPG games could probably stand to be about as long as Kane & Lynch 2 and they would lose very little.
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me if i like it
when i like a game i slow down and look at enviroments and play with its systems… usually when a game is BAD i rush through main stuff to credits as fast as possible. i guess thats why its weird to me why a bunch of the games on this site have like a 1-2 hour clear time… i just play slow
get on my level and speedrun harvest moon
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i will usually play a game really settling in and enjoying it in the first 1/2-3/4, and rushing to beat it and get it over with by the end
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::Felix walking in the opposite direction a parade is proceeding in to get to the end faster::
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This is pretty much my approach to all games that aren’t arcade games, fromsoftware RPGs, or Dragon Quest
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…Maybe!
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga if you’re me
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this is the tru power of a resident, serious fun prius owner. i’ve only driven a 4th gen model for about half an hour, and already got my act together to bring the mpg up after a mile or so. I tell you, it’s in his genes, man!
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it’s prii
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gross
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Sounds like priapism, and brother that’s a 7~ hour game
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I feel like the opposite. I have to let everything truly soak in. I take hours.
yeah I am a comically aggressive optimizer / deeply culturally Protestant / have obsessive tendencies which I’ve gotten good at keeping in check
my entire being is exactly the kind of person who, by acting without consideration, drives engines of capitalism / sets unreasonable baselines / fails to create space for art, so I try not to do that lol
for a little while I was very upset over that part of myself and tried to be different and it was no use at all and made me feel lousy, so instead I just try to push it in good directions and make sure everyone knows I’m full of shit
anyway the Toyota Prius C is a very reliable and economical vehicle
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yes well part of this whole situation of mine is that I find games that are supposed to tap into this impulse to be terrifyingly depressing
Stardew Valley is like the abyss pounding on my chest
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this would’ve been more on the money for the record
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