10,000 Bulletins: No One Can Stop the Presses! (Part 1)

honestly though it is more visually faithful than I expected, which is surprising. it has more nuance to its look than most cyberpunk flavored media that’s been coming out lately. a low bar maybe but I still appreciate not doing the utmost laziest thing.

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Realizing now that Japan Studio made the only first party PS4 games I cared about

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it’s the same for me, so this news is bleak :frowning:

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can’t wait till we find out that the junior mario team staff have all been ritual murdered and ceremoniously buried along with Miyamoto’s body in his secret underground tomb after his hushed up mid-2020 death, half-baked Bowser’s Fury late-alpha hurried to market to cover final construction costs, all remaining dev staff forced into indentured servitude at Super Nintendo World

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5 minutes until the new State of Play. Will it be disappointing and a waste of interested time like usual? most certainly! Let’s watch :slight_smile:

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I just want them to announce the PlayStation Plus games so I can have feelings about them, like it even matters or I’ll get to those games any time soon

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Off to a start with the promise that we will “feel the suck” in this new Crash game.

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so far we have absolver with a console budget for no reason, five nights at freddy’s with a console budget for no reason, the hyper light drifter team making shadow of the colossus…

Giving them budgets that big is how they justify dissolving Japan Studio. The money’s all tied up.

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Deathloop is an Invention of Morel adaptation, but the characters are armed this time.

Shadow of the colossal failure?

… sorry, i couldn’t help myself.
How about improving the PS5-controllers that they don’t beat Nintendos crap-sticks in disintegrating into useless drifting piles of shit?

How about a Ridge Racer?

Not that i have high expectations, nope…

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omg yuffie’s moogle hat!!!

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Yuffie episode.

Intergrade is now a word.

me: “i wish pre-rendered backgrounds would get another chance, every game having the same user-controlled camera gets old after a while”

*finger on the monkey’s paw curls*

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these new FFVII announcements are standing very tenuously on the precipice of shit especially considering how the actual remake ended

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i will hand it to them i didn’t expect them to have the guts to squeeze multiple games out of the one single part game of the multiple game remake of the one game

are…are the battle scenes in the ds-style mobile remake demake omake…entirely pre-rendered fmv captured from the ps4/5 game/engine?

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I’m gonna play the shit out of this when it inevitably gets ported to switch though.

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All owners of FF7 Remake and a PlayStation 5 will be able to access the upgraded version of the game for free. However, the Yuffie episode will be a separate purchase, though pricing has not been confirmed.

oh ok

You’ll have two options: graphics optimization for 4K resolution and performance optimization that targets 60fps.

lol

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A PS5 exclusive FF7R DLC is wild what year is it

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@jsnlv @negativedge

You Are Not Prepared

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