10,000 Bulletins: No One Can Stop the Presses! (Part 1)

It’s secret secret secret

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Opening credits:

A SELECTBUTTON.NET GAIDEN

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For example:

specialthanks

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Die select button

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we are now Canon

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i think that’s backwards-- preserving worlds is now canon

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Not news, exactly, but I don’t know where else to put this.

Floex (Amanita Design musician) came out with a DJ video today accompanied by the robot from Machinarium. I’ve had it playing off and on in the background, and on top of the music they really did a nice job with the visuals. It takes place in an empty stadium and the sky gradually darkens over the course of it.

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sometimes I wish I could just walk into a place with a laptop and a beatstep pro and have as much fun as floex is having

someone’s really getting a lot of use out of that ableton connection kit

German for The select button

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gamestop update: I, uhh, sure wish I put more money in yesterday than I did

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richard stallman emailed me once to yell at me about how free windows games arent actually free how dare i say free games when WINDOWS ISNT FREE but the whole time i was reading i was imagining this video

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I’ve paid a lot more for linux (in pain and suffering) than I ever have for windows

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Microsoft used to call that TCO (Total Cost of Ownership) in their anti-Linux propaganda

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I’m sorry, I meant anti-GNU/Linux propaganda

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also his arguement is bunk the computer that hes talking to me on isn’t free. the hardware isn’t made out of magical free GNU particles, someone’s paying rent, electricity etc. hes such an UM ACTUALLY here’s twelve paragraphs derailing because i made a grammar error instead of addressing anything relevant, he is such a goddamn goblin

the only thing free is his rent to live in my head!!!

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The Stallmanverse is internally consistent, it’s just in his headcanon the word “free” has nothing to do with money, it means open-source (except he also hates the word “open-source” because he thinks everybody should say “free”)

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he cant get mad at me over grammar errors and then make up meanings for words ITS JUST NOT FAIR

but anyway no software is truly open source until all hardware is open source eats gunk from under toenail i am a computer genius

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not really, because there are open source licenses that do not qualify as “free” by his criteria

anyway fuck stallman

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yeah didn’t he get outed as a nonce

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Yeah I see he has an exhaustive list of those

Lol

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