10,000 Bulletins: No One Can Stop the Presses! (Part 1)

yuzo koshiro rules but man the lengths that square enix (and konami vampires kiss in the advance collection) will go to to not give you something for free

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thanks, Sega & Nintendo, for allowing me to play all those Mega Drive games on my Switch that I already own on my Switch because I bought that collection years ago

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Don’t get me wrong though, MUSHA on the go for free seems like a pretty sweet deal

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winback is the best n64 game besides sin and punishment

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lol Outer Wilds has an expansion pre-patch right now

calling all ephemeral gamers

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finally i can buy this

And Ecco!

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Seriously I thought it was stated that there was some redtape with Ecco so it would never be released again.

I don’t know for sure, but I think Sega can’t release it without paying Ed Annunziata a bunch of money, and so in the case of those compilations they always release, they don’t have the budget to fork over the money and so just leave it out. But for the Mini I guess they had budget to get some 3rd party support, and this service probably has something similar going on.

Could also just be that Annunziata wasn’t able to get his dream Ecco MMO thing off the ground, so he’s happy to get whatever he can with it to make the legal fees worth it

mostly I’m wondering what the hell is going on with bayonetta’s new hair

I know they had an amicable divorce or whatever but if Key is gonna be Toad then I’m gonna be pissed if they don’t get Peele as Lakitu

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works better with eg ray romano as Mario to capture the spirit of middle aged guys on 2000s television but I think the comic potential here is really unlimited. Jeff would keep saying “I’m Wario!” and cracking himself up, Larry would go around monotoning “yeah, waluigi, nice to meet you, we’re going to play tennis”

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it rules

I will not be sharing the cursed comparisons ive seen

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Important:

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oh my god lol

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You haven’t played OoT until you’ve played it at 17fps with the slowest text crawl imaginable.

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so hey, this happened during all of the Mario cast takes