10,000 Bulletins: No One Can Stop the Presses! (Part 1)

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yeah i hope this is a lot more “lonely riding + surviving through hostile, unreal wilderness” than “fight big man while the powerful music plays” and that’s just the kinda stuff they cut together for the hype trailer

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There was a presentation on this game in the day of the devs stream today and i thought it looked really great

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monke

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I listened to her new album today and I’m afraid she’s officially become too successful

I dunno I don’t want to be a wet blanket but this kind of doesn’t do much for me. Copy-pasting a Dark Souls aesthetic to a hypothetically open?-ish? world seems rather to miss the point. Like @physical said I really hope it’s just the bombastic ad-man way they cut the trailer rather than being indicative of how the game really plays.

i challenge you to eat those words when we all discover that the endboss is a colossal, 100 year old white glint blitzing across a barren landscape and suddenly all hell breaking loose, with you as a tiny human in it. A lesson for gaming’s eternity, for it is impossible to defeat the legendary flash from the gods, and nobody will be able to see the end credits roll.
which is why we will understand that they roll during the intro, because they knew that nobody will ever finish this game…

best of all, when TAS assisted speedruns some years down the road will finally ensure, after an arduous one or two hour skirmish, that white glint is defeated - the program execution just ends then and there, it is, literally, the end.




now, if you excuse me, I’ll be buying a stockpile of these

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for when I will have to eat my words.

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https://gamerant.com/elden-rings-open-field-open-world-souls-game/

A field fit for a king?

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Lt. Daniels from the Wire aka Lance Reddick will be portraying Albert Wesker

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Really liking the quiet vibes on this one

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Monke is stored in the balls

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Looking at those Signalis and Final Form trailers: oh yeah, that’s that good anime

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v. much enjoying this consistent trend of Reddick playing vidcon villains and hope it continues apace

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In the first timeline, 14-year-old sisters Jade and Billie Wesker are moved to New Raccoon City. A manufactured, corporate town, forced on them right as adolescence is in full swing. But the more time they spend there, the more they come to realize that the town is more than it seems and their father may be concealing dark secrets. Secrets that could destroy the world.

Cut to the second timeline, well over a decade into the future: there are less than fifteen million people left on Earth. And more than six billion monsters — people and animals infected with the T-virus. Jade, now thirty, struggles to survive in this New World, while the secrets from her past — about her sister, her father and herself — continue to haunt her.

Wicked, another live-action adaptation not intended for fans of the video game series. Would rather just see them adapt the S.E. Hinton S.D. Perry books at this point.

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hey that’s my bestie (and she’s right)

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