we made an astrology web app. try it out. or not.

fighting like wet leaves is a solid own on me but otherwise my stormy relationship w reads of my arieses continues (i feel like theyre dead on maybe half the time)

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toups

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I too am a heavy sigh.

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disagree with broco, this is exactly what people want

way more people know the time they were born now than ten years ago because god is dead and the stars can still be seen

every site is the same chart i hope more people do weird stuff like this

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Baby I’ve got the death rattle

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Glad to have received the full hitachi here

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if anyone is curious as to ~why~ they got the images they got, there’s another hidden link at the bottom right of the poem that shows the decision making process.

in your case the magic wand is 100% taurus rising

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this is really pretty! thank you for your work and energy

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lol this is cute

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a gift for empire huh. imo tauruses are way lazy for that.

it sure is true of capricorns tho

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honestly tho what kind of horrible colonial mindset are you in to ever consider “empire” a “gift”

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anyway I love everything else about that passage lol sorry to be a grump

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Mushroom flask dynamite huh

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@toups bug report for you the mushroom didn’t appear for me

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idk I’m a taurus and what would you call this website or any of multiple other arbitrary structures that I compulsively construct and maintain in my personal life

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felix the colonizer sailing the seas of the internet to make shitpost missions

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that reminds me, do you think sweatho.gs is worth $50 a year? it’s pretty high but I like getting a vanity domain that references welcome back kotter and has “sweatho” in it

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