juat call it the xbox four, until you can just call it the current gen xbox until the new one comes around a few years down the road.
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xbox now
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preempting the marketing team from MS by a decade:
used exclusively for advertising the streaming stick version that will be the xbox 5.
XBOX Then
In your home
electronic dance music
XBOX Now
In your hand
The future is NOW
in your HAND
XBox Now
When will YOU be?
electronic dance music
Steve Ballmer runs on stage naked covered in green body paint and a black sock over his genitalia. “XBOX NEVER WAS! XBOX ALWAYS IS! XBOX IS NOW!”
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When do YOU want to consume all the media of the world, at your fingertips - Tv Tv Tv, SPORTS, the so.cl profile of A dog you Care About:
tomorrow?
At 730pm evening?
You know you want it.
You know how to get it.
Get it.
NOW.
XBOX NOW.¹ ² ³
IT IS TIME FOR NOW. XBOX NOW OR NEVER
¹: Now with ZUNE NOW trial for 30 days before being closed down again.
²: Taking the EDGE out of browsing - the CURVE browser out NOW on NOW. Doesn’t work on PAST xboxes.
³: BING song preinstalled if you preorder, NOW or NEVER
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Couldn’t help but read this as bing bong preinstalled
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why is sonic unleashed exactly 1/4th of a perfect game. i don’t even like sonic
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ugh that momentumless trajectory snap @ 12:13
I think every sonic game is 1/4 a perfect game and their relative quality depends on the flawedness level of the remaining 75%
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the disappointed crowd sound when you no contest in ssbm
if my life was a tv show this would be my version of the curb your enthusiasm theme when something awkward/bad happens to me
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Square Enix is taking $3,400 pre-orders for a Nier Automata statue on their web store.
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hey, if you have Sonic Generations on PC, someone straight up ported every daytime level of Sonic Unleashed to it and made some adaptations (improvements imo) where needed (for instance, no QTE sections!)
it’s great!
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my brain just plays the touhou death sound to me sometimes
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A long, long time ago, I posted in an Okage: Shadow King group about how some of the characters names were changed slightly, and that Ari was Luca and Rosalyn was Rosalie, and of course, because it’s the internet there always has to be somebody who comes along that doesn’t know shit but acts like they know shit and was like, “Actually, it could be Ruka”, and I’m like, sure, in this game where all of the characters have Western names, this kid is definitely called “Ruka” and not the more obvious “Luca”. 
Anyway, apparently they released some action figures for the game coinciding with the North American release of the game and:
Luca.
So, you know, get bent, Japanophile from like, 15 years ago that will never see this.
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Can someone explain to me how this is a good game or even a good thing to subject your eyes to? My gaming sin is to never have liked a Sonic game except 2 but also I was a child and I might hate Sonic 2 now.
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i like how this guy who has a channel entirely talking about the minutiae of speedrunning old games spent the first few minutes of his video about Donkey Kong talking about how early 80’s arcade games have little to no merit (unlike the later 80’s games he likes which are timeless) and then intone that they’re only played by pathetic older men who are not “normal” people and are blinded by nostalgia for it:
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blue thing go fast
i find it cool to look at, until it gradually begins to register how stapled together all the motion is. i remember the jump in these games feeling like sonic was magnetised and held at an invisible point above the ground before being ejected back down again, with virtually no arc
The stapling is… good? I feel like the moments sonic goes from full stop to full speed are the worst moments. There’s very little buildup or anticipation.
no i mean that starts to hit me after i watch for a while, and takes me out of it
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