yes, that sweet ass…………hole called Fidel is back for good, in the last part of our tumblr-soap-space-opera called Integrity & Faithlessness (come to think of it, Faize (spoken as Faith or Fate in the game) has been part of the last game, Lost Hope, and I can 100% vouch for him not turning up in the game, so technically it is Faizeless … but i digress)
so, Spoilerz ahead, beware and turn around as long as you can.
still here? well, here goes nothing:
last time we left our heroes, Monsieur Fidel was laughing at a poor dude he killed just moments ago, and continuing to get the juvenile jokes out of the way first, away 'ye go
and on to the stuff you’ll be encountering around every corner in this game,
like killing dinos,
playing pranks on 'yer mates as a ghost,
slipping on slippery spaceship floors,
unleashing the drama-queen inside you,
talking to futuristic spaceship walls,
engaging in wonderfully bizarre spacetime-blah theories,
talking endlessly about stuff like it’s too dangerous to try to appease the kill aliens from planet kill
yet turning up there seconds later …
… only to find out that the kill aliens from planet kill aren’t as cool as expected, just some jerks …
… you do away with in the usual fashion
(hey there mr. kenny, you seem to be enjoying the hell out of this mess, eh?)
… but in the end, it’s not about fighting, it’s about the deep stuff:
…… says who?
…
anyway, because Monsieur Fidel is such a great comrade, together they head off
to listen to more space-opera talk,
before heading off
to fight the real menace of the universe
in what looks suspiciously like the Petronas Towers in Malaysia
… to listen to some more bs-talk before Monsieur Supervillain decides it’s time to duel:
… not without taking the chance to chat some more
because he’s so happy he finally meets our Kenny in RL.
Still, he’s not-so-versed in movies, what with his TRON costume X Minion(s) mashup
… before realizing that he just maybe could transform to his final form to state the obvious:
and having another epiphany …
… before being wiped out in an easy-to-follow-Michael-Bay-would-be-crying-fashion:
no need to hate on that poor director for the trophy in that screencap, we’re talking about a game where ailments continue to be displayed in cutscenes,
and tbh, the cast …
… I rest my case.
… so, after all is said and done, all’s well that ends well, right?
#… or Not.