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#1042

big lmao

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#1043

Alright let’s cut the SHIT here:

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  1. Tuvok
  2. Neelix
  3. Tuvix

You gotta marry one, fuck one, and kill one.

You are not allowed to kill yourself.

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#1044

in a just federation, suicide by transpor-

You are not allowed to kill yourself.

FUCK

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#1045

janeway would try to find a way to kill all three

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#1046

kill neelix, fuck tuvix, marry tuvok

don’t even know how this is a question

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#1047

I’ll remind everyone in that season 9’s Prophecy, Neetlix seduces and then bangs a ferocious klingon temptress, destroying Tuvok’s quarters with his various seeds in the process. Klingon women are said to be able to break most species to powder amid the passions of sex, yet Neelix not only survives but waltzes out of the room satisfied.

I know you all don’t want to hear this but Neelix fucks and he fucks hard

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#1048

I have never watched Voyager or heard Nelix speak, but this image is just repulsive.

#1049

Kill Tuvix, fuck Tuvok, marry Neelix

Tuvok is hot and Neelix can cook

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#1050

The show establishes very clearly that Neelix cannot cook.

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#1051

But he’s THE cook!!!

i haven’t watched this show in years

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#1052

I support my husband Neelix in all his endeavors

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#1053

Another thing I gotta point out is that during the essential episode “Tuvix”, it’s established that Tuvix is actually way better at cooking that Neelix was, because he had both Neelix’s talent and Tuvok’s discipline.

In a similar vein, “Riddles” established that Tuvok’s actually a bomb-ass cook because he’s willing to try unconventional flavor combinations in a strategic way (this only applies to Tuvok when brain damaged unfortunately).

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#1054

My Drunk Brain Damaged Kitchen

#1055

Neelix is so bad at making mac and cheese he makes the ship sick one time. Like, clearly, this is a man who must be stopped in his culinary atrocities.

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#1056

Kes was like, 3. Neelix was dating a 3 year old.

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#1057

i can’t stop thinking about making the choice to spend your nine-or-whatever year lifespan hanging out on some marooned starship with your annoying nerd husband who you’re only ever gonna be a blip to

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#1058

if I had been groomed by a weird gross alien guy who wears carpets for clothing I would immediately ditch his ass the second I was on a spaceship with normal people

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#1059

Neelix needs me and my iron stomach to explore his culinary dreams. We’re a perfect match

#1060

Counterpoint: Tuvix is a crime against Man and God

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#1061

Remember when Kes came back and wrecked shop for some reason? That was fun

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