A world synopsis upon meeting Billy and "Ethos"
Okay. So a colony ship got attack by something X years ago and crashed on a planet that birthed some form of Elly something something.
Now thousands of years later (or whatever) People on land are digging up robots and weapons to kill each other while also heaven (it is a spaceship) is running guns and robots to the middle east to fuel a puppet state in it’s war against Midgar over ???
On top of that the disposed prince of The Middle East is cosy with the Russian Orthodox Church’s Mother Supreme who is a 13 year old girl with a living stuffed animal she got from Heaven (it is a spaceship.) the stuffed animal wants to fuck our main character.
Fei is our main character he may be the embodiment of the apocalypse and his robot has a bumper sticker that says “This Machine Kills God.” He’s killed anyone he has ever loved except the Middle East Prince and everyone involved with him because plot armor.
Accompanying Fei is Twitter Shitposter Citan Uzuki. Who the game has already told me is actually a double agent for Space Emperor. I do not know what side the Space Emperor is on. Spacey-E did have a conversation with a multi-sentience TV Cube about how they have to drop a nuke on Midgar to try and kill Fei because he may be “him”. Citan Uzuki is also know as Hyuu by every character we fucking meet because they all went to InterDimensional Space College but fell out with Ramus’s Extreme Ideas.
Ramus is like head of Heaven (it is a spaceship)'s Middle East Operations and is really whiny about losing to Fei in a robot battle. He’s flanked by HyperCompetentWoman (name unremembered) who is also talking to Grawf who wants to kill God. I don’t know if she wants to kill God but she owes Grawf a favor. Are you confused yet?
See Grawf keeps showing up and telling Fei to Kill God and Fei goes “what no” then goes crazy and kills everyone he’s ever loved.
Flanking Middle East Prince In Exile is Sigurd who went to college with Uzuki and Ramus but was a double agent the whole time and came back to Earth to work for ??? But now is helping this Prince.
In Midgar Fei met The Baron of Midgar who had an illegitimate son that is basically Blanka called Rico. Rico was charged with trying to murder The Baron but we helped him escape. His actual objective was ??? But now he is in our party and thus no longer has motivations or personality.
Meanwhile I mentioned Elly. She is the girl to Fei’s boy in this boy and girl try to cause the end of the universe story. Elly has a rich-powerful daddy (unknown) who helped her move up the ranks in Heaven (it is a spaceship) Special Forces. At some point she freaked out and blew up the heads of everyone around her in a beautiful anime cutscene. That was before the game began. Her fellow pilots in Special Forces have a grudge against her telekinetic murder powers and that she is a fail-daughter. She meets Fei a few times finds out Heaven was lying that everyone on Earth only exists to be murdered by Heaven and has joined our side.
Except just recently HyperCompetentWoman used Mind Control powers to make Elly a sleepe agent to try and blow up The Prince’s Submarine. It got shut down in time and repaired by A Man Of The Sea. He’s cool and probably unimportant.
What is important is after the submarine got damaged we got attacked by Ramus and Fei got pretty fucked up. So we had to go to The Vatican if the Vatican was actually Nerve HQ to get him healed up because a priest named Billy decided to do us a solid.
The Vatican is definitely doing horrible experiments to create bioweapons.
Billy’s “father” Auron (to be reused in FFX) was also at Space College. He probably became disenfranchised with Heaven (it is a spaceship) AND THEN The Vatican when he found out they do fucked up stuff. I guess he was also in charge of murdered Bioweapons released from Babel (of more likely from The Vatican). Now Billy is supposed to kill “Reapers” and he did us a solid so we are gonna Uber him in our submarine while Fei is still recovering to do what is likely a very boring dungeon.
Is that everything? NO. The TV Cube said “this” has “happened” 500 years ago. The TV and Spacey-E do not want this to happen again. Fei has visions of him being totally jokerfied as a kid.
Also there is Wiseman who wears a mask and said cryptic shit to Fei a couple of times before Fei said “I have amnesia you asshole.” And he went “For Real? So that’s why nothing I said made sense.” Wiseman trained with Fei’s Dad on a UFO Country (that is not heaven.) i guess Fei is from there, I guess. Anyways one day Grawf showed up and killed Fei’s dad (maybe) and Wiseman took Fei and him in a mountain village while trying to chase down Grawf. As Grawf has timestopping teleportation powers and a magic robot probably pretty hard. Also we kicked Grawf off our plane President Harrison Ford Style before that same plane got shot by a Missile from The Prince. So maybe Grawf is really just some guy.
Fei woke up in the village was raised there then an experimental robot designed to kill god and made for Fei shows up he kills everyone he has ever loved and Citan Uzuki says wow Fei you should keep getting in that robot (wink.) Don’t pay attention when I ask very direct questions about your every action and thought. I am just your doctor and “friend”. I will never “betray” “you.”
Oh yeah I guess everyone in your party possesses “The Animus” which is some bullshit.
Elly and Fei bonded over how they have never had a home and don’t know what they are doing except Fei murdered his whole village in a Robot Rage and Elly is taking a break from her bullshit job and bullshit Dad.
So there are two world religions (at least) two possible God Killers (at least) two double agents (at least), two spaceships that are countries (i guess I don’t fucking know.) is God Real? It took me an hour to type this out.