KATAMARI DAMACY
vs.
SUPER STREET FIGHTER II TURBO
I could buy a Street Fighter Collection to play SSFIIT right now, but will probably not, because there are other games I could buy. One of those games is not Katamari Damacy, which I would like to try at least once. Winner: Katamai Damacy
RESIDENT EVIL 4
vs.
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: MAJORA’S MASK
Majora’s Mask is “what if Zelda were actually Dark Animal Crossing,” which actually works a heck of a lot better than those words would make you expect. I really do love Resident Evil 4, but I simply love Majora’s Mask and its somber, world more. Winner: The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
UNDERTALE
vs.
CRAZY TAXI
I’ve never played Undertale, and nothing about the time when it was absolutely everywhere in my Tumblr dashboard made me want to play it. Winner: Crazy Taxi
SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS
vs.
PUYO PUYO SERIES
Shadow of the Colossus, on the other hand, I might actually play–if only I still had a PS2, or a PS4, or a TV. Puyo Puyo, on the other hand, was available on the Gamecube in its Dr. Robotnik’s Mean Bean Machine iteration, which is a nearly ideal combination. Winner: Puyo Puyo
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD
vs.
STREET FIGHTER III THIRD STRIKE: FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE
A Link between Worlds was an excellent game, and this one, from everything I’ve heard, is better. Street Fighter has the crushing disadvantage of not being The King of Fighters. Winner: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
CAVE STORY
vs.
TETRIS: THE ABSOLUTE: THE GRANDMASTER 2 PLUS
I’ve been led to understand that the 3DS version of Cave Story is not great. I found it fine, regardless, although not exactly enthralling. Tetris is Tetris, though, no matter what version. Winner: Tetris:TA:TG2P
KILLER7
vs.
SUPER METROID
OOF. I really do love both games–especially after I started really working on sequence breaking the latter. There’s still bits of Zebes I have not explored. On the other hand, everything about Killer 7 is memorable, and nothing is like anything else out there, possibly because most games pretend to care about coherence. Winner: Killer 7
CASTLEVANIA: RONDO OF BLOOD
vs.
MYSTERY DUNGEON: SHIREN THE WANDERER (1995)
I have no reason to disbelieve that Rondo of Blood is as good as they say, but Konami has denied me a Switch version. Even if I did play it, I doubt it’d have the capacity to enchant and test me in equal measure, no matter how many times I play it. Winner: Mysterious Dungeon: Shiren the Wanderer (DS Version)
DEMON’S SOULS (2009)
vs.
NIGHTS INTO DREAMS…
Demon’s Souls is tied to Dark Souls, which was the game that made me realize I don’t care for modern games. NIGHTS is not a modern game. Winner: NIGHTS into Dreams
RIVEN
vs.
SONIC MANIA
A smart Sonic game? In this economy? Winner: Sonic Mania
OUTRUN 2
vs.
GAME BOY CAMERA
I do not have a driver’s license, but I do enjoy videogame driving. Winner: Outrun 2