I mean that’s the same but 80s version
yeah and its not ugly graphics, and she has an actual facial expression, and a hairstyle that isnt ‘ps2 ponytail’ and shes not as waify, and its 90s not 80s
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samus has much better hair in the art! i love metroid prime too but cmon
Those eyebrows are far too immaculately plucked
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I refuse to believe Samus gives a shit about plucking her eyebrows for anyone. She is a bird lady.
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samus probably has a weird mix of human and avian features, like pallegina from pillars of eternity. cuz she’s got chozo DNA and all. that’s way cooler than her just being a normal lady imo
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Do you imagine she has a craw?
Crop milk bears little physical resemblance to mammalian milk, the former being a semi-solid substance somewhat like pale yellow cottage cheese. It is extremely high in protein and fat, containing higher levels than cow or human milk.
Might come in handy on those long space voyages.
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Probably. And if she has a craw she probably has a cloaca too. Samus is cool…and weird. Do you think she lays eggs?
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Well, she kinda is one a quarter of the time.
just want to point out how perfect my canon wall samus’s eyebrow expression is (but they could be a little bushier)
imagine being a space pirate on zebes and a fucking big orange ball rolls up to you super fast and says “im ball” before blowing you the fuck up. thats terrifying
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Hell, the whole bomb thing. Maybe her suit at least has a cloaca?
morph ball oviposition
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MORPH BOMB OVIPOSITION
GONNA BLOW THAT PUSSY UP
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buk buk muthafuck
definitely like, pin feathers around the face is a feature i can’t not imagine on Samus nowadays
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and like, no matter her birth assignment (quick aside though, just wanna put forward that i see no reason why a trans woman can’t be for all women in the same way an AFAB woman can BUT ANYWAY she was like, raised by aliens so what meaning would human gender even have for her eska) i can’t imagine her as pretty
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only reason i said this is cuz as much as i love getting my grubby goblin hands on fictional ladies and decreeing that they are Trans it’s nice if she can be a tall and strong afab, some of the samus is trans people qualify that she’s trans because of those qualities which i think is unnecessarily shitty to cis women
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