looks like they forgot to put copy protection in the game so I’m excited to play a gta-like that hopefully has good writing and was made by people with their souls still intact and not completely worn away from wealth and cocaine abuse
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calling it now, people’s pearl-clutching reactions to this vs general acceptance of stuff like gta will be directly analogous to the way BLM protests are “riots” and college town post-game hooliganism is just a celebration
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It opens with a LOOK THERE’S A BUNCH OF PEOPLE DOING RACIST SHIT IN THIS GAME BUT THAT’S THE CHARACTERS AND PERIOD NOT THE PERSONS OF THIS FINE DEVELOPMENT STUDIO OK disclaimer.
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I feel like the skin textures are a little too detailed for the face models.
Also I’m this big, brawny dude (in a non-gymdude way that seems dinstinct for a vidcon) but my hams don’t fill out my dungarees like I’d think, considering 
disappointing, guess I need to dial back my expectations now
Hopefully! Oh parker, you know better than to hope.
I’m happy to be surprised if someone on here says so, but I have zero faith that this is gonna be handled in any way that isn’t embarrassing. (N.B.: entirely naive and earnest would not be embarrassing.)
The opening is structured better than a GTA! It uses editing tricks to churn through setup things quick instead of pretending I’m ever going to really care about these people if I dwell forever in their skin.
So far there have been a lot of baked-in racial slurs and an awkward meeting at a country club!
Towing the naive but earnest line in the early game.
Our Hero has walked through a burned building having flashbacks to the first big Instigating Plot Event before retrieving a Rambo Knife with which he then shaved the sides of his head so as to have a High and Tight.
Then I got tutorial popup about Lethal Takedowns.
The War Just Came Home.
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The weapon prices in this game are def nowhere near period accurate.
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It’s the black market dummy. Dead-on prices.
YOU THINK I DIDN’T TAKE THAT INTO ACCOUNT?
B&
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EXCELLENT NEWS
I FINALLY HEARD FORTUNATE SON
So you finally take over your first area by lynching a redneck heroin boss from a ferris wheel after he taunts you about the deaths of runaway slaves while you fight his goons through a bayou-themed haunted house?
it’s
uh
one of the games writers had wrote this
have you seen any mafia yet
the twist is you ARE the mafia
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The mafia… it’s already inside your system… no crime doctor can save you now 
Not that I was expecting a narrative or mechanical masterpiece, but
How black is this game?
I’m going to end up liking this more than I should just be contrarian, aren’t I? 
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