In Katamari Rerolled you have to get past the tutorial to get to the options sooo i guess the first thing you do in Katamari Rerolled is get berated by your dad?
the first thing you do in [my life] is get berated by my dad, probably
China Warrior: get in the head by a flying potato.

canât believe that little asshole keeps throwing my paper overhand when iâve told him dozens of times to throw that fuckinâ thing underhand. weâll see if he learns when we whack his father.
my paper being delivered incorrectly is going to become a video game / non video game thing that i think about a lot, i can just tell
what⌠what does it meanâŚ
i instantly thought of the scene from better off dead near the beginning where the dad is flipping out trying to make sure the paperboy doesnât break another window out of his garage door.
four weeks. twenty papers. two dollars.
Leisure Suit Larry: prove you are a boomer

oh shiiiit that screeching weasel cover brings back memories.
rocket knight adventures: scare the butterflies
Crazy Climber: move an arm
Nethack: Die
