The First Thing You Do

In Katamari Rerolled you have to get past the tutorial to get to the options sooo i guess the first thing you do in Katamari Rerolled is get berated by your dad?

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the first thing you do in [my life] is get berated by my dad, probably

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China Warrior: get in the head by a flying potato.

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the first thing you do in the hustle detroit streets is take a personality quiz

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can’t believe that little asshole keeps throwing my paper overhand when i’ve told him dozens of times to throw that fuckin’ thing underhand. we’ll see if he learns when we whack his father.

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my paper being delivered incorrectly is going to become a video game / non video game thing that i think about a lot, i can just tell

what… what does it mean…

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i instantly thought of the scene from better off dead near the beginning where the dad is flipping out trying to make sure the paperboy doesn’t break another window out of his garage door.

four weeks. twenty papers. two dollars.

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Leisure Suit Larry: prove you are a boomer

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oh shiiiit that screeching weasel cover brings back memories.

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rocket knight adventures: scare the butterflies

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Crazy Climber: move an arm
Nethack: Die

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