The Beautiful Game: Let's Learn More About Each Other Through Combat - We Gonna Play TORISBASH! 5/28 @ 9PM EST!

Been thinking about Munchos.

Ate a bunch of Munchos in high school.

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Been thinking about how I won and how cool that was.

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I had a ton of fun winning a round for the first time, then losing to @slime . My two hours of practice meant nothing against her

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Might be a fun Beautiful Game some day. The soundtrack is fun too!

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Y’know that’s a good idea but I have a better one:

LET’S DO NBA JAM! This Saturday! 2021-04-04T01:00:00Z

It has more teams. Also it’s one of the best games of all times, though I guess we’re stuck playing the console versions. Is Bill Clinton in the console versions? Are Sonic Youth?

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George Clinton is in OG NBA Jam but Tournament Edition has Heavy D, the Beastie Boys, and Prince Charles.

Hard to choose, here. Hi @spacetown do you have any recs on best NBA Jams. Is this the game that finally pushes me to dozens of dollars on a Parsec server so we can play The Best NBA Jam.

(probably not, we’re doing NBA JAM TOURNAMENT EDITION for SUPER NES on FIGHTCADE)

Anyway this is short notice so may not go for it this week but if we get enough interest…why not. Please show interest if you’re interested via this poll:

DO YOU WANT TO ‘SHUT UP AND JAM’?
  • YES EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THAT’S A REFERENCE TO A DIFFERENT BASKETBALL GAME AND THAT SHUTTING UP KINDA GOES AGAINST THE SPIRIT OF THE BEAUTIFUL GAME

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Maybe I shoulda put a ‘I want to but can’t on such short notice’ option. This is the kinda game I’d delay…if desired.

And if you voted please join the Discord, it is where we organize on tourney night. It’s also where you can “call in” during the stream and share your favorite basketball memories, which I find far more interesting than video games. Like, video games may be fun again but they’re still not as fun as remembering the NBA.

Thank you.

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:drudgesiren::basketball::basketball_woman::basketball_man:! Ok even better for sure ! :drudgesiren::basketball::basketball_woman::basketball_man:

SNES or Genesis?

i only ever played tournament edition! that said i think it is still the best

i would love to participate but baby next week ahh

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Oh fuck I love NBA Jam but I don’t think I can hang(time) this weekend

Oh wait Saturday is in two days. This might work!

SNES NBA JAM Tournament Edition on Fightcade. Please disregard where I originally said ‘parsec’ that was me making a mistake!

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I promise I will do at least 3 dunks in honor of the baby.

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Shit now I gotta figure out if I want to do this just to be the version of the Cavs from my childhood. Mark Price and Brad Dougherty. They suck in NBA jam until you learn how to reliably shoot threes, which I do not know how to do in a game or real life, but Mark Price sure does in both.

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You want to do this.

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Look we only have 6 entrants right now, having 8 would be ideal, I really don’t want to beg my shitty friend Mr Karate to enter, that dude sucks, last time I saw him he stole my credit card and used it to buy $300 worth of Robux which is a real feat cuz neither of us even know what Roblox is

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I have pushed the Dread Button

I am hard in the paint like I’m gonna be blown out in the first round

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Look doing these streams requires a lot of prep but I’m a lazy guy and sometimes things fall through the cracks, sometimes you pick a game that desyncs a lot regardless of what platform you play it on, sometimes that game is NBA Jam, sometimes it doesn’t matter, we’re gonna have a great time anyway, who needs hard work and preparation when you have talent

NOT ME, AND NOT CHARLES BARKLEY

Please join us, right now, on the Beautiful Game: NBA JAM Edition. It’s going to be a ton of fun, because basketball is great, and so am I, and so are our players.

https://twitch.tv/bachelorsoft

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don’t play console games on fightcade everyone

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i forgot to play this last night

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Dennis doesn’t want to be 3D, he wants to be a chibis. I can get behind that.

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This week, 2021-04-25T01:00:00Z, we’ll be holding a Fire Pro Wrestling tournament. Unlike previous tournaments this will be entirely AI controlled! But still…we’ll all be able to compete…by filling in brackets, and predicting which CPU superstar will take home the most coveted prize in all of esports: [insert trophy I haven’t designed yet here]

Also I don’t have the brackets up yet, I’ll get around to it soon, probably a safe bet to pick the Felix create-a-wrestler though, that guy always does well in these fuckin things

Anyway for tonight come watch a movie about wrestling, it’ll be fun, see you there, and see you Saturday, seeya

https://selectbutton.net/t/thursday-10pm-edt-my-dad-cheats-to-win-and-i-love-him-for-it-lets-prep-for-the-beautiful-game-by-watching-a-movie/11521

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YOUR PARTICIPANTS FOR THE BEAUTIFUL GAME GAY1CLIMAX:

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MASK DE SMITH vs. HEADLESS HORSE GIRL
THE FACELESS ONES FACE OFF - WHICH SIDE OF THE LINE ARE YOU ON??



DMX vs. DARKSYDE PHIL
I SUGGEST BANNING ANYONE WHO PREDICTS A DARKSYDEPHIL UPSET – THAT WOULD BE SOME SUSPECT SHIT AM I RIGHT

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TON HARDCORE vs. SLIME GIRL
IT’S LIKE WHEN THE MEGAPOWERS EXPLODED EXCEPT INSTEAD OF ABUSIVE ROIDED UP LUNKHEADS IT’S THE CREATIONS OF TWO TWO SELECT BUTT MEGADEVS


MR DRILLER vs .PROMPTO FROM TWINK dot TV
A FEW YEARS AGO NEW JAPAN PRO-WRESTLING HELD A “HANDSOME BATTLE” – THIS IS LIKE THAT, BUT WITH TWINKS – VERY SUITABLE FOR THE GAY1CLIMAX!!

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SHRUG vs. BERNIE
THESE PARTY MEMBERS ARE GONNA BECOME BLOOD-LETTERS – THEY’VE SPENT YEARS ADVENTURING TOGETHER ON “NO RANGERS ALLOWED” BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME THEY’LL BE TYING UP IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE!

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ONAN WEBINAR vs. THAT M&M EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK
I HAVE NOT READ ENOUGH PHILIP ROTH TO WRITE A HYPE JOB THAT WOULD DO THIS SICK SHIT JUSTICE


BIG THE CAT vs. DUMP TRUCK
AROUND THESE PARTS WE CALL THIS A GOOD OL’ FASHIONED “HOSS OFF” – THIS IS THE ONLY WAY WE WILL EVER DISCOVER WHO’S GOT THE MOST DANGEROUS DUMPER


KIER

ULALA vs. LADY MISS KIER
THEY’VE ALREADY THROWN DOWN IN THE COURTS BUT WE DO NOT RESPECT THE LAW. WRESTLING IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS. LET’S SEE WHO’S THE REALEST REAL DEAL BETWEEN THE ROPES, WHERE ANYTHING IS LEGAL!

FILL IN YOUR BRACKETS HERE:

THE BEAUTIFUL GAME - FIRE PRO WRESTLING GAY 1 CLIMAX - Challonge (may need an account?)

OR

gay1climax - Google Sheets (right click the DUPLICATE THIS spreadsheet at the bottom of the page, then rename it with your name and fill in your predictions!!)

I’ll figure out how to score this shit later but whomever does the best job predicting the winner of the Gay 1 Climax gets some kind of prize, I’ll figure it out by Saturday, don’t sweat it.

Feel free to share your predictions here! Thank you! Also I swear this is totally legit and on the up and up, I’m way too lazy to script an AI pro-wrestling tournament.

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