Switch! (Part 1)

Is there anything more B tier than Fire Emblem

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We’ve heard your criticism and we’re adding Lloyd from Tales of Symphonia

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Final Smash is just Colette shows up to apologise profusely for all the anime sword clones

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Honestly that would make me more interested in Smash

Why can’t we play as Birdo yet?

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Yuna sends fiends to the far plane with gunkata

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Five more Yoshi clones in the next season pass. They are

  • Birdo
  • HAL Dog
  • Bio Rex
  • Slippy
    and
  • Big Yoshi
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boshi for smash

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Thinking about it and I think the character that has a semi-realistic chance that might actually make me scream at their reveal would be the Chosen Undead with a Belfry Gargoyles rooftop stage.

No clue how you would make them work as an actual Smash character though lol

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ganondorf clone

I think they’d go Solaire honestly. More defined moveset and arguably more iconic. Gimmick would be special co-op effects in team matches or summoning random ‘players’.

I feel like we’re gonna get a gen 8 Pokemon rep and a retro rep (Ryu Hayabusa) for the last two.

Safest prediction is Smash fans will hate it.

It would be a little weird to see Solaire switch his shield out for a Pyromancer Flame in the middle of battle to shield break with Dark Combustion then roll behind to backstab with Demon Greataxe but if that is what’s necessary then fine enough.

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Is anyone else kinda put off from trying to get into Smash on Switch because of all these characters? It means A) the game really costs $115 and will probably cost like $150 if they do another challengere pack, B) I don’t know how I’m supposed to manage that many characters, and C) no Smash sequel will ever be allowed to have less characters than this bloated roster without causing a Pokemon Sword/Shield shitstorm but maybe even worse (which means these problems will only continue to grow), y’know, if I ever would’ve been interested anyway

I mean, I don’t have anyone to play with locally rn anyway, so it’s probably all moot and are maybe more surface problems than the real reasons for my lack of interest.

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Anyway, you should be able to play as Ring Fit character but have to use the Ringcon.

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I would just not buy the DLC personally?

like I got the game when they were doing their voucher deal and that’s fine

just don’t buy the DLC

or just buy a character that you fancy

in fact, you probably shouldn’t buy Smash since the main way of accessing playing with people is playing online, which is, well

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the official followup to this will take a “back to basics” approach and will just be an incredibly graphic street brawling simulator inspired by the legendary rowdy roddy piper / keith david fight in They Live and the only playable characters are Mario and Luigi

showcasing the Switch Too’s dynamic rendering capabilities with on-the-fly procedurally generated bruises and abrasions

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Super Smash Bros: Urban Champion 2

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I bought it on release then remembered I hate Smash and I don’t have any friends and why did I do this.

And it was digital.

Rudie complains about his switch purchases again.

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I appreciate the idea of Smash and don’t want it anywhere near my house or family

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