STUNLOCK THE PRESSES: combo breaking news (Part 1)

the true Fatal Bullet experience is laying on the ground dead and having your Arfasys stand over you clapping and yelling “WAKU WAKU DESU” and then getting shot dead

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I named mine Virtua Wife in the hopes it would dull some of the misogyny but…no.

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it’s oddly progressive in that having a male Arfasys gives you the same event scenes and you can bed the main male NPC, but the partners are 99% anime girls so it’s still fucking terrible

also you can’t go to bed with Klein, who is objectively the best SAO wife and the best bro in the universe

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One of the games they were going to announce was definitely going to be some dystopian hero cop bullshit

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“Rockstar presents State of Emergency 2”

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PS5’s launch lineup leaked:

Watchdogs 3
Rainbow Six Siege Outbreak
SWAT 5 (formerly Read Or Not)
Battlefield Hardline 2
Uncharted: Cassie on Patrol
Door Kickers 2
KNARCK
Police Academy VR

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:kissing_heart:

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Call of Duty: Martial Law

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yeah this was literally the first thing that came to mind when they posted that the event was delayed

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Tekken Mythologies: Marshall Law

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Due to COVID19 issues, Physicality Games’ Switch release of doujin hori Rolling Gunner’s standard & limited editions will only go into production if an additional 1,563 combined copies (at the time of writing) are purchased. Preorder deadline is June 30th.

https://twitter.com/shmups/status/1267889062288871424

it took me until cassie on patrol to realise it was a joke lol

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I didn’t get it until Police Academy VR, honestly

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you can use the move controllers to tase bobcat goldthwait, who yells “I needed the money!”

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that text is so poorly aligned it makes me want to scream

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oh okay

https://60th.sega.com/ggmicro/

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oh god damnit.

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