STUNLOCK THE PRESSES: combo breaking news (Part 1)

DEMON’S SOULS: ART NOT FINAL is a pretty good title, though

13 Likes

Put it on top of your PS5

1 Like

it’s hard to be enthused about new hardware after a such a shit year

5 Likes

this looks goofy as hell. worried the mood and weirdness of demon’s just passes over bluepoints heads

6 Likes

the best big budget thing this year has been like, flight simulator, which is… definitely a pitch for microsoft’s SaaS, but isn’t really replicable or interesting in its own right.

I keep meaning to try valorant, but that’s a very PC kind of title, and apart from that, my expectations for the kinds of games you need new console hardware for are at a decade low

1 Like

Nothing says PC gaming like invasive anti-cheat

1 Like

Much easier if you also consider that the used market is about to see mining boom cards drop in price 50%

3 Likes

I really don’t want consoles anymore, yet again with the exception of nintendo who, for all of their annoying bullshit, at least offer some kind of coherent, unique value with their home consoles and first party games.

what non-timed exclusives can microsoft or sony throw out to make me give a shit about either of their new consoles? especially now that naughty dog has just kind of shit the bed?

at least with a PC it’s mostly my own bullshit that I’m dealing with

3 Likes

why the fuck are you assholes talking about Xbox when Taito and Natsume announced a Pocky and Rocky remake

priorities people

19 Likes

It doesn’t have ray tracing.

5 Likes

Yeah especially since From software has gained confidence their new IPs will sell like hotcakes no matter what and there’s no way they’ll accept cash up front to limit their potential audience anymore

2 Likes

What is up with the mood swings in this trailer? Makes me want to play some Fur Fighters. But I’m not sure why you’d show off those restricted “platforming” sections if you have actual platforming you could showcase instead.

3 Likes

same

8 Likes

This is just Conker’s Bad Fur Day without the pissing and swearing

1 Like

why are these the ants from jet force gemini?

4 Likes

it’s literally from the guys who made JFG

hopefully they will put in the same “you have to 100% the game” twist halfway through again

7 Likes
11 Likes

PLEEASE… HELP ME!

I never did get that phosphorescent pole.

4 Likes

For a while I misremembered that “help me!” sound effect as coming from Yurt

They all have such great voices, they swirl together like perfect smoke. Any time Stockpile Thomas reassures me I want to rest my aching feet.

4 Likes