STUNLOCK THE PRESSES: combo breaking news (Part 1)

moogle

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are you telling me i always got stuck with something i didnt have to because my friends are assholes and love seeing me mad at videogames

no, in single player the moogle carries it for you. in MP one of you gets to be the lamp boy

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im calling ‘not lamp boy’ now. i will never lamp boy again

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no im just being a butthead

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no mention of goblins not liking fire, bad

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how can we be sure that wolves hunt in packs?

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Aughts and Crosses

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Why this? Why now?

I feel like with every new lotr franchise thing that comes out, Tolkien increases his turning-in-his-grave rate by a few hundred RPMs

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Somebody saw Styx: Master of Shadows and realized all it was really missing was a big name license.

This is what he gets for writing the Silmarillion

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ATTN @Rudie @boojiboy7

Hinges return?

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Egregious breach of contract by a licensee, that attempted to use their home country of France emergency laws aimed to protect businesses (which video games weren’t in danger of going under) to prevent termination.

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That’s a shame. The Sinking City is worth playing. Hope they get compensated and the game can be distributed again sometime.

visibly unapologetic sequel to euroshmup torch-carrier Jets’N’Guns has apparently been out for a couple weeks now

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What makes something a euroshmup? This looks like a maximalist gradius

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gotta have those attacks defined by soft-edge particle emitters so nobody can tell what their hitboxes are

need a big huge player ship with a big huge collider

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having at least 40% of the screen taken up by unneccesarily graphicked hud is central to euro game design of all genres

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every single color must max out at least one of the following:

  • R
  • G
  • B
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