STUNLOCK THE PRESSES: combo breaking news (Part 1)

Or the $100k translation budget was pocketed to buy really big cars with really shitty gas mileage and the work handed off to their buddy Gil Google.

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but isn’t it a common trope among white-supremacists in euro-america that there exists a continuous lineage from, say, greek philosophers to (east-and-west) roman generals to germanic tribes to vikings etc etc and that this bizarre ā€œlineageā€ is what ā€œwestern civilizationā€ is all about

like, why wouldn’t a similar thing happen among japanese conservatives, specially considering recent history of colonialism.

i don’t think it matters that much, i’m also surprised they went for a historical game and stuff and i would like to play it someday idk. not trying to think too hard about it (i don’t even know the developer studio haha), but would like to comment on that

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I wonder if you can destroy piles of ā€˜drugs’ to make your ninja samurai’s goodness meter go up like in Infamous Second Son.

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would have lost my mind at this in 2002

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Maybe that’ll be fun and it definitely seems like what Worms’s next step probably should be, but also you can’t destroy terrain what the fuck.

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looks like they wanted Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare when they should have wanted Noita: Deathmatch

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this ghosts of tsushima x predator crossover

remember when they had to defend tsushima against that onslaught of Predators? that was a fuckin’ wicked moment in history.

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I think you mean Liero!

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if it’s real time and you can’t destroy terrain, in what way is it still worms?

Has worms in it

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Worms with racist accents??

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I didn’t watch the trailer

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someone should tell them pizza isn’t epic anymore

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misread the title as Clerks and for a second thought this would be one of those ps2-era game adaptations of 20 year old movies. awkwardly driving around a grocery store in a golfcart as ska plays.

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Close enough to a recent reveal

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Can anyone recommend SINoALICE or is Yoko Taro’s name just slapped on to sell a mobile game?
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2020-07-01-nier-automata-director-yoko-taros-mobile-rpg-sinoalice-heads-west-today

the name isn’t just slapped on, but i’m not sure i can recommend it

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Never play a gacha game.

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