Earlier tonight I was going to do a gamer stream of Onimusha – inspired by discussion on this very forum – but then I got real sick cuz I made ramen for dinner, right? My mom loves my homemade ramen. But then she was like “Son, I am too ill to eat…please…let me live vicariously through you.” So I ate two giant bowls of ramen and spent the entire evening in a daze and in pain.
Then I had big time diarrhea and felt a lot better.
Anyway somewhere in there I played Onimusha for 2 minutes. It wasn’t as graphically impressive as I remembered, but I dug the way it looked. Had some kinda PSX textures on the character models? Which is maybe cuz I was playing it in an emulator but I liked it. Look forward to playing it live, on gamer stream, and I hope you all watch and chat with me and tip me tokens for being so sexy on cam. I will slice up ninjas and demons and hit circle to suck up souls. That’s all I remember about the game: it was short and you sucked up souls.
Devil May Cry 1 was never good. Jump is mapped to triangle. I think that’s an important thing to remember, because it was horrible.
Onimusha is eating one bowl of ramen. Devil May Cry is eating 2 bowls but neither are very good.