The best kind of ripped from the headlines
Congratulations, you have won my Best Thing I’ve Seen All Day Award
It’s magnificent, I love it
The win condition should involve escaping the public eye and being allowed to return to eternal slumber before being cancelled for your various crimes against humanity
Look I’m always going to go Herzog-path (I’d be surprised if the other two didn’t just loop you back there).
One man, even that man, isn’t enough for this job. This calls for a Supreme Logistics Team of Rivals including Herbert Hoover, Sun Tzu and MacGyver
Add in Brunelleschi for his role in this Great Moment in Logistics
congratulations, you have been selected to beta test my game
I wish I could remember more of Cobra Verde for route a but it might be for the best because Aguirre is funnier
only good things can happen if you can get this face into the game
Aguirre is still my favorite Herzog because it manages such a great mixture of grim, sublime, and hilarity.
it’s perfect in every way. my only advice is to add this image:
to the page where yul brynner tries to seduce him
My suggested addition is to claim or tease somehow that there exists a good ending
there is a good ending!!
you’ll know you’re about to get it when you sit on your own balls
the walkthrough to get it is bomb first, then call werner, then do not opt to relax, then defy god
this is my GOTY nfl
i was gonna type ngl there but i think the typo also works
thank you, I don’t normally write 4000 words in one day but I had a burst of inspiration around 11am this morning and didn’t have too much else going on
i can’t stop thinking about this (thos beans)
You say this took you a day to create, but really the work shows the efforts and experiences of a lifetime.