Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Waterboy - Sonic 1, 2, 3K -> Colorful 90s fun by an era appropriate wacky tude beast best appreciated by kids who grew up with it
Bulletproof - Sonic Spinball -> like half a change in genre related to action elements but you don’t really think of it as part of the series
The Wedding Singer - Sonic CD -> a slightly more aesthetically pleasant tweaking of the previous formula that doesn’t have the same feel but can be argued to be the best one
Little Nicky - Sonic 3D Blast -> cuz nicky = flicky
Big Daddy - Knuckles Chaotix -> The little dude hanging around the main guy all the time does this no favors
Eight Crazy Nights - Sonic Shuffle -> The bizarre, awkward artstyle and shitty half assed plot really make this miserable
Mr. Deeds - Sonic the Hedgehog for Gameboy Advance -> Maybe the shittiest remake ever made
The Longest Yard - Sonic the Hedgehog in Sega Smashpack -> Only a better remake by comparison
Anger Management, 50 First Dates, Spanglish -> Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic Heroes - the characters are 3 dimensional now and they try to be slightly more dramatic than the old ones but it doesn’t really work that well
Don’t Mess with the Zohan -> Sonic Rush -> No wait really trust me it’s better than you think you just have to overlook all the dumb pitfalls
Reign on Me - Shadow the Hedgehog -> Uh, am I supposed to be taking this dude dead seriously now
Jack and Jill - Sonic 06 -> What in gods name
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry - Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood -> Every element of this thing seems ill conceived and miserable but somehow still not the worst of the bunch
Click, Bedtime Stories -> Sonic and the Secret Rings, Sonic and the Black Knight -> Going into kind of full goofy magic fantasies is kind of interesting but you can’t hide bringing back the same characters over and over again with different costumes
Punch Drunk Love - Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing -> utilized elements of the dude’s appeal for something totally different and elemental to wild success
Grown Ups 1&2 -> Sonic 4 1&2 -> Oh I see what they were going for here but it’s honestly kinda of only surface level like the old stuff and doesn’t really have the same energy
Funny People - Sonic Generations -> This is actually good way to have a psuedo retrospective view of the old stuff but there’s way too many dumb side things going on for it to hold together as a package
Just Go With It, Blended - Unleashed, Colors -> Doesn’t make a completely unpleasant Saturday afternoon if you ignore the dumb parts???
The Cobbler - Sonic Runners -> Why would I want to keep up with all of these terrible characters and plotlines this is barely a thing
Pixels - Olympic Games -> You can’t fool me cause Mario’s here for a second homie
The Ridiculous 6 - Sonic Lost World -> You six outlaw weirdos are trying so hard to entertain me but this is just embarrasing
Hotel Transylvania - Sonic Boom -> This will probably make a much more entertaining tv cartoon
i’m sorry this doesn’t really add up it’s not even linear i mean whatever I regret everythingg