(daphny also took this picture)
I’ve been obsessed with this guy because he’s been doing this now for five years with no sign of stopping. DANGER AMERICA SOFT KILL NO COVID SHOT goes through my head all the time. I want to buy his sign so bad, I keep hoping I’ll run into him with money on me so I can try to bargain with him. I can’t explain it.
It’s kind of a silly time to mention it but I genuinely really like that the entire time I’ve lived here the same sign guys are chilling and doing their thing. The I need a fat bitch guy is very nice when you get to know him!
Not a fun sign. This was just on the corner of some nondescript suburb. American paranoia is second to none.
its certainly ‘of the times’ 
It felt so dystopian. I was just walking on the sidewalk to the grocery store! I shouldn’t be encountering castle doctrine shit like this!
How many accidental trips do you suppose that forklift operator had gone on before the sign went up, I reckon at least three
The first time it happens. You’d think it was the driver’s problem, maybe give them a talk, assume the embarrassment would ingrain the lesson forever. Then it happens with one driver after another.
Starts to look like the forklift guy is hiding out, trying to have an excuse to slack off
