ANALOGIES ROUND:
Disco Elysium
vs.
Spelunky
Disco Elysium is doing acid in the Tokyo video arcade version of Kowloon Walled City and forgetting you have a therapist appointment that afternoon
Spelunky is taking adderal to play mini golf
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
vs.
Resident Evil (2002)
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty is Resident Evil directed by Paul Anderson
Resident Evil (2002) is Resident Evil directed by Robert Zemeckis
Earthbound
vs.
Silent Hill
Earthbound is Going back to your hometown after 10 years, and seeing what all your friends have accomplished
Silent Hill is Going back to your hometown after 10 years, and being murdered in it by a spooky ghost
Gimmick!
vs.
Sonic 3 & Knuckles
Gimmick! is building a working computer using the level editor of Lemmings
Sonic 3 & Knuckles is Programming DooM into your graphing calculator
Super Mario Bros.
vs.
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Super Mario Bros. is the second best walking simulator ever made
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is the third best stalking simulator ever made
God Hand
vs.
Earth Defense Force Series (Developed by Sandlot)
God Hand is a classic gaming meme from the ghost of forums past
Earth Defense Force Series a classic gaming meme from the ghost of forums present
LSD: Dream Emulator
vs.
Warioware, Inc: Mega Microgame$!
LSD: Dream Emulator is playing imagination games in the trees at the back of the playground with the weird kid, and you always end up learning a little too much about their parents’ acrimonious divorce
Warioware, Inc: Mega Microgame$! is playing with a kid on the playground who insists that every game you play has to have rules, but they keep changing the rules every 5 seconds
Bloodborne
vs.
Dragon Quest III
Bloodborne is successfully landing an airplane in the Hudson River
Dragon Quest III is fishing in the Hudson River
F-Zero GX
vs.
Mother 3
F-Zero GX is going on a blind date with a race car driver
Mother 3 is going on a blind date with Shigesato Itoi