Opinion fatigue is starting to set in…
Super Mario 64 vs. Ikaruga
I said Ikaruga is kinda like “playing guitar along to your favourite album”. I think that might be overly generous. I’d like to amend that to “playing a recorder along to your favourite jazz-fusion prog rock album”. The tracklist is great but it’s locked in time and your improvisational skills are limited but, yeah, it sure feels good to finger flex in chaotic synchronisation with Hugh Hopper, Mike Ratledge and Robert Wyatt. To stretch this metaphor over to SM64, a cheap Casio keyboard, I get more enjoyment out of making my own tunes with its range of plastic percussion and sometimes corny collection of instruments. I’ve said plenty about this one (though I can’t promise to shut up about it just yet).
Dark Souls vs. Final Fantasy VI
This one hurts to think about. Dark Souls is more “my type” of game. Maybe I hadn’t been as excited about the action and exploration of a world since…SM64 (lol, actually I was ensorcelled by DS’s world way more than any Mario and being 26 at the time instead of 11…that’s impressive and wonderful (and I’d already beaten Demon’s twice so the bar was set pretty high). Also, I was the most active I’d ever been on SB 1.0 playing along with everyone in that first thread (not that anyone would remember, I was posting like an over-excited puppy dog). I’ll probably vote back-and-forth on these two depending on which way the wind blows.
Portal vs. ICO
Ugh. These are all games I really like and are pretty much equally matched in my intensity for liking them. Gotta go with ICO though because it’s just so tender and lovely (save sofas forever).
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days vs. The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
Here we go again. I’ve had some of the best beer and pizza playthroughs with Dog Days and friends. We just flop down and feed ourselves full of joystick junk food all the way through and lose our minds along with these two psychos. Yeah, you get to kill a lot of cops which is always a plus, but you’re also two entitled white male American criminals who don’t seem to give a dang about shooting up another country but…I’m not going to this game for any morals, whatever. It’s very good. Link’s Awakening is a world without cops though. I’m not a big Zelda fan (1, 2, this one and OoT if I’m feeling generous) but I want this to be the Zelda. Anyway, SB isn’t going to let Dog Days lose in its first match-up anyway, right?
Sonic Adventure vs. Sky Odyssey
You lot have convinced me to give Adventure another go. I’ve only played about halfway through (actually beat and played more of the second one). My opinion is, it has some real cool bits, but it’s kinda trash. Like I feel cheated when I’m not Sonic doing what Sonic does best. I don’t want to listen to the dumb characters talk about their dumb story. I get why people would like it though. Sky Odyssey takes a different approach. Instead of spaghetti-against-the-wall maximalism, it hones in on one thing, does it extremely well, and makes you feel extremely good for doing that thing well. Fly on.
DOOM vs. Outrun
What would happen if DOOM Marine and Red Ferrari collided head on at full speeds? I bet DOOM Marine would survive, not a single tear shed. Go DOOM.
Nier vs. Donkey Kong ‘94
Finally, an easier one. I haven’t played Donkey Kong ‘94 but I just watched King of Kong again for a friend’s birthday so it’s guilty by association for obsessing a father so much that he wouldn’t wipe the ass of his screaming child who I assume died of cholera weeks later. Shame on you Donkey Kong, Jumpman and Pauline. Also, Nier rules.
Chrono Trigger vs. Bubble Bobble
Love ya, Bub and Bob, but I love that Frog knight more. And the singing robot. And the End of Time. And so on and so on…
Dragon’s Dogma vs. Umihara Kawase
Dragon’s Dogma is a weird ass game. Sometimes it’s bad weird (narrative incoherence, overly reused enemies, insanely cluttered inventory, a levelling system that can be maxed to the point of brokenness). More often it’s good weird (pawn buddies, long time geography jogging, scary dark nights by lantern, a levelling system that can be maxed to the point of brokenness). I’ll admit, going back to play it recently, I found it a bit too demanding/sloggy to get into again but it was a weighty, wild and wearying adventure well worth wrestling with.
Super Mario Bros. 3 vs. Gunstar Heroes
SMB3 is just a few pixels short of SM64’s place in my heart. A comfort food game I go back to quite a bit. And I just wanna say, it’s OK Mario haters, not everyone has to like joyful jumping and immaculate action physics with which to feed upon first-class level designs. It’s OK to turn away from The Best There Ever Was but you can always turn back, you can have Fun™ with us anytime.
Quake vs. Streets of Rage 2
Oof! Uh… I just beat Quake again earlier this year, cementing my love for it. I’m going to play some Streets of Rage this week. I think very highly of it but it’s been a while. We’ll see…