RESIDENT EVIL....

this is a pretty good review of the original too lol

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can’t stop thinking about all the incredibly crafted human ephemera charmingly scattered throughout these virtual worlds and the humorous amount of it that just has like ABCD EFGHI JKL written all over it

the deep truth of resident evil is the intentional comfort that shines through its nefarious predicaments every hunter and licker a squeaky floorboard with a slightly raised nail in this your old quirky house that you’ve learned and internalized how to avoid in the dark on the way to the bathroom

can there be a game world entirely steeped in the warm glow of a hand chiseled typewriter safe room i would like to play it

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wondering how my mate from school who called the hunters in re1 “frog men” is doing

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even with all my gripes, i would be fine with games of this quality pumped out yearly

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Ahah, I have been calling those “Deathclaws”

cannot believe i’m i na facebook group about videogames finding fuckin’ error with the idea of paying price for a game this competent and quick to beat that does not threaten to have to eat up eighty hours of your life to enjoy

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So what I’m hearing is that this remake is incredibly faithful to the original

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yeah it’s very poetic that capcom have rebounded to the point where they can also be back on their bullshit in this specific way

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faithful to the original except in excising all the interesting randomization elements and the “open” structure of the city

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tfw you see this

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that’s why I love horror set in rich old houses so much more than antiseptic science labs; touching on that thrill of looking through someone’s stuff when their back is turned and the creeping horror of old wealth, homey on the surface but inhuman underneath

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it’s lame that they made defeating nemesis give you regular ass weapon upgrades instead of the weird custom weapons you can get from him in the original

no STI 2011? this remake is officially Dog Shit

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I was thinking of the STI when I made my last post. It is my favorite gun in any Resident Evil game hands down

last hour of this is genuinely flat which is a shame, pretty much got away with it up to then

I thought they were on to something with the first section of this game. The POV sequence where we get to explore her apartment and it’s implied she’s developing a form of psychosis from her experience in the Spencer mansion? I think a few more of these sections would’ve given the game a personality of its own and still tied in thematically with everything else going on.

I still prefer 3 to 2 because it’s snappier, more focused and there’s less time farting around sewers and industrial areas, which always kinda bored me. Also, for some reason I like the weird romance between Nemesis and Jill.

3 to me was always marked the transition from Romero to Carpenter movies and then after 3 we eventually got to Paul WS Anderson movies (5 and 6). Quite a creative trajectory there.

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yeah this really could’ve been 20% better even with the pervading cheapness, oh well

I think my new ranking of RE games is something ridiculous like:

7
2 remake
1 remake
2
1

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S-tier game trilogies
REmake Tril
PSX Final Fantasy Tril
Dark Souls Tril
Monkey Island 2/3/4 Tril, you know: the classics

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maybe history will record that Guybrush wasn’t ready to enter our third dimension but the truth isn’t found in books

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I have a strain of RE traditionalism that takes over my opinions about these new games from time to time, but damn do I wish Capcom would make an RE game where the last third, or half just didn’t suck (salt mines, battleship, NEST, NEST 2, the island etc). I think one of the few games to avoid this part of the formula was actually the original Resident Evil 3.

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