That’s not “for example” I’m literally the only person this would apply to and so yes, I endorse this boutique personal rule just for me
just add cuba to the list and then anyone else can bp the original post, and you can have one huge post that has like 7391 bps on it
also not worry about maintaining some perfect list??
pay to play imo
You’d be surprised actually at how many folx this applies to rn
Oh don’t worry I’m obsessive it’s fine. It’s a cute little .txt
I don’t know if I wanna make the thread with micro transactions lol
Part 1: Love and Death
Behold, the distance models!
As our friends run off to have a competition over who can enslave the most Pokémon, this actually happens I’m not even bullshitting here we start wandering through Route 1 alongside our pal Blue BP, when a chill runs up our spine. On closer inspection, there is yet another specter haunting these woods! Perhaps they were drawn to us since our nomadic commune already is one half ghost? Either way, we were able to make friends with Sage Grimm (SageGrimm), the Slugma of Route 1. I flipped around the previous convention because I realized it makes more sense to lead with the Pokémon name first since it’s what I’m using anyways
Making our way up to Accumula Town, everyone is crowding around a speaker in the town square. Some sort of caped weirdo with a cyborg eye and a detail of LARPers? The speech is brief but seems to be working to bring Poké-class consciousness to the people of the town. I’m going to be talking about this game’s plot without bringing in knowledge about what happens but this is a good moment to mention the little spoiler we’ll learn later that these Team Plasma dudes are actually Pokéfascists appropriating the language of PokésocialismUnsurprisingly, our shit-head ‘friend’ Cheren’s reaction is unfortunately that “well I don’t see any problem with enslaving sentient creatures with high-tech devices, Pokémon benefit from it!”
Fortunately however, there was someone else at this speech; a hot androgynous boy with a mysterious name - N. It’s worth noting that unlike most Pokémon characters, N is actually like 20 and not 14. I make note of this because I don’t want anyone to think I’m fangirling over a child cause that’s fucking disgusting! Like us, he can talk to Pokémon, thinks Pokéballs are super fucked up, and just generally cares about the Pokétariat! He leaves as quickly as he came, but hopefully we’ll meet again~
Type: Ice / Ghost
SPE+ / ATK-
We don’t know anything so who knows if this is good or not!
Can’t Be Poisoned
Flash Reduces the opponent’s accuracy by one stage, and can light up caves! Kinda whatever
Tackle It’s the quintessential bad attack move
Flame Charge A fire-type physical attack that does okay damage and increases your SPE by one stage. It’s not bad but uh, Grimm ain’t a physical attacker
As before, it’s too early and we know nothing about these Pokémon so we can’t really make a judgement here
Timid is one of the two ideal nature’s for special attackers
A series of contradictions, a pretty good description of myself.
It’s true! We just don’t know if Grimm will ever get a special attack, or if they’ll evolve into a physical attacker, which is, a lil spooky
Thanks! Moved it to KOP so I dont lose it again lol
Getting back into wanting to play this, but also gonna pivot the art portion of this to focus more on practicing more complete illustrations. So uh that said I redid my self insert edit of Hilda to be edgier and more me
Those satanist communist Pokémon tattoos are the coolest fuckin thing I’ve seen all week!
Thanks :3 I actually kinda wanna get em now that I drew them haha
Oh good it’s readable! I thought it was funny lol
That is just gorgeous! If Pokemon looked like this I’d play it
Omg thanks ;~;
i keep coming back every time someone replies to scroll up and look at the art again so
Awww tysm :3