Always jeans.
T-shirt + collared shirt in hotter weather, jacket in cooler.
Cheap slip-on shoes/red Chucks.
Casio G-511D.
Leather satchel for extra carry weight.
I know that people love podcasts but this is intense
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whenever griffin starts talking about soft soft boys I just–
;___;
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Outdoor mode:
Head: glasses and a grey toque
Torso: undershirt, collared shirt, cardigan, big ass jacket
Legs: boring belt, beige jeans
Feet: wool socks & Doctor martens
Accessories: sometimes gloves
It’s Cold As Fuck Here
Dissertation mode:
Head: glasses and consternation
Torso: old t shirt and absurd muji pajama jacket thing
Legs: sweatpants
Feet: slippers
Accessories: small black cat, tea
I am very close to cartoon character consistency. My shirt is the only thing that changes slightly.
Collared button-up, sleeves rolled above elbows in summer.
Black cardigan or pull over sweater in winter.
Black Levis 511
Black Goldtoe ankle socks
Black Florsheim wingtips
All day, everyday for about 7 years.
Fellow Uniqlo lovers: do you guys think we’re all wearing the same shirts?
Now I really want a meet up.
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Hᴇᴀᴅ — some stupid glasses that are about to fall off
Cʜᴇsᴛ — short-sleeve button-up but chosen on-line so the colour/pattern is way too loud OR a t-shirt that says something dumb like Pizza or DººM
Lᴇғᴛ Hᴀɴᴅ — 8mm ‘organic’ silver band + Casio MTP-S100E-1BVCF with a black & grey nylon strap
Rɪɢʜᴛ Hᴀɴᴅ —
Lᴏᴡᴇʀ Bᴏᴅʏ — whatever shorts are on sale with a regular number of pockets. to be clear that is 2 up front + 2 round back + coin
Fᴇᴇᴛ —
that’s the cutest damn murder machine
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HEAD: glasses
NECK: empty
THORAXDOMEN: brown t-shirt, blue track jacket
TRUNK: black 511s
HOOFS: green linen chukka vans
MITTS: mittless
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i have default colours more than duds but i guess at the moment i gravitate towards: baggy rolled up chinos, obviously oversized waffle knit jumper, logoless snapback flat brimmed, cashmere scarf
convenience
the footwear is in considerably more flux, i won’t itemise
seiko 5 is a good’un, i’m looking at one of those
maybe this or this (black dial with the pepsi bezel is dope)
Shrug I got that same brand of undoos on rught now they are real comfortable but I can’t buy anymore because they stopped carrying XS for my small small frame 
lush locks / knit cap
glasses
headphones ( bringing this back )
fitted blue denim jacket, inset with select patches, over [ cute top / old boy tee ]
cheap black skinny girl jeans / old boy black Lee stovepipes / sometimes a skirt and leggings??
olive+red Tigers / big stompy Magnum boots
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Head: these dumb glasses that have math symbols as highlights because when I bought them on coastal.com the picture was small and I just thought they were little silver dots but it turns out they’re equal signs and division symbols and x’s
Torso: undershirt + not quite big enough buttondown, sleeves rolled to mid forearm
Hands: girlishly slim electrum wedding band (50% gold 50% silver [i.e. 12 karat gold] and like 3x as expensive as a normal gold band cause it had be custom made cause nobody sells this shit normally)
Legs: jeans with stretchy tops like moms wear
Feet: gray slip-ons or blue/neon green Tigers
do you think if you had glasses at the time you would have been able to see the details…
i’m a homebody so my default outfit is “none”. 0% equip burden baybee
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head: glasses
neck: scarf
torso: volunteer or generic purple/gray/green T-shirt, green hoodie
legs: Uniqlo jeans
feet: brown Docs
hand 1: big honking canvas messenger bag
hand 2: empty
Head: Empty or baseball cap (Winter variant: fuzzy hat with ear flaps, or those ear muffs that wrap around the back of your head)
Torso: Ill-advised graphic tee, hoodie with complimentary color (Winter variant: Same, but sometimes a long sleeve tee)
Legs: American Eagle jeans (year round, I don’t want to display my hairy legs no matter how hot it gets)
Feet: Cat steel-toed sneakers
Accessory: None
WHEN ENCOUNTERED WITH CLOTHES, A SLEEPY MAY BE EQUIPPED WITH:
*HEAD: -2 low buzz of anxiety (cursed)
*TORSO: +0 “geek chic” t-shirt, +0 black leather jacket
*LEGS: +0 floral-pattern skirt or +0 black jeans
*FEET: +1 beat-up loafers (the +1 is to comfort, they’re - in every other respect)
*ACCESSORIES:
-large old backpack w/ gradually tearing straps (increases carry weight)
-crescent moon earrings (do nothing. i like to pretend these increase my magic power, but lower my resistance)
*INVENTORY:
-cheap, cracked phone (>50% battery)
-house key (never leave home without it)
-oversized wallet, containing important cards (all too often leave home without it)
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This begs the question, “How many SBers just walk around their house naked half the time?”
I would guess it has a lot to do with who sleeps naked.