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PC Engine Games You Ought To Play

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Mahjong Gakuen

This is a strip mahjong game. There’s a panic button so you can pretend you are playing an RPG. Luckily, I’m not good enough at mahjong to see anything too risque for my youthful eyes. I just got to see my opponent make funny faces. A year later, FACE would publish a mild version of the game, apparently at NEC’s direction. Also, this is a port of an arcade game? How could someone play this in public?

Breaking Ancient News. This particular Strip Mahjong game that by the way lets be clear is pedophilia, is by Capcom. And according to Akiman and Ono saved Capcom from bankruptcy in 1988 by selling 11,000 units (what the fuck!) That’s more than their best game at the time Ghouls and Ghosts. The next year they’d release the CPS1 system and start the train that goes Forgotten Worlds > Strider > Final Fight > Street Fighter 2.

Because it was by Capcom and published under a shell company in the arcade it didn’t have all the regulations and problems of distribution that normal pornographic game have.

Akiman going on twitter to reveal all this said he also got really into drawing the underage naked girls. Once again proving You Can Never Trust Japanese Otaku.

It is interesting Capcom did smut and it unexpectantly REALLY paid the bills and they just took that to make actual video games and didn’t turn to only making smut. Now you know how they funded the CPS1.

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That’s crazy. Does that mean that all FACE games were made by Capcom?

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I went to Japanese Wikipedia. The game sold 17,000 copies (WHAT THE FUCK.) It was developed by capcom under a dummy company (Yuka) and distributed by FACE. FACE would go on to handle the ports and sequels themself.

The big reason it (for an arcade game) sold that much was if you hit the “H” key during the gradual sexy strip scenes you could force the girl to get more naked. A lot of H keys on mahjong cabinets got broken.

There is 5 paragraphs about how exactly they made the titties and said Akiman used to the skills he learned there to make SF2.

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Damn, that whole obsession some Japanese nerds had really sucks! Why couldn’t they just like normal porn!?

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Double Dungeons owns for 45 minutes with another person. You start on opposite ends of the dungeons with the most deadly snake ever encountered seperating you. Seriously you think at level 8 you can beat that snake? Idiot.

Anyways the dungeon is constantly spawning enemies and I had a inn and Dylan had a shop. Once he finally killed the snake we had one question. Could we see each other?

Miracles do come true.