x-cross (2007): at last my long struggle is over… at last i’ve found an english subbed copy of x-cross. it’s been a long ordeal involving multiple torrents, sub files, a purchased dvd that turned out to be in dutch, and a youtube rip that i thankfully avoided watching at the last minute after noticing the upload cut the entire last 10 minutes of the movie. it may sound weird to put all this effort into watching a movie that i’ve never heard anyone either talk about or think very highly of. but there are two reasons i wanted to put in the work:
- the synopsis of the movie, which reads:
“Recovering from a failed love affair Shiyori heads to the country, in the company of best friend and bad girl Aiko. Having taken a long soak in the hot spring they retire to their respective cabins. They soon discover that the tranquil village is the home of a cult with a fetish for cutting off female legs.”
i felt strongly that anything that had this degree of tonal whiplash present in the synopsis alone was worth checking out.
- absolutely everyone who watches it seems to compare it to a survival horror game.
having watched it at last i can say… understandably so!! there are two protagonists with overlapping arcs that are split up in a way that very emphatically does feel like a callback to the famous zapper system. they deal with basically two completely seperate sets of opponents, one of which being an unstoppable stalker enemy carrying an enormous pair of scissors, the other being a hidden village cult whose adherents lurch, mumble and attack you with sickles in approved shibito manner. there’s a goofy and playful emphasis on scenario switching, fast forwards and sudden jumps between the overlapping stories. and at least one of the heroines wears a knee boots and short shorts combination throughout.
i actually enjoyed it quite a bit, in part bc it mixes these elements with a pretty un videogamey tendency towards emotional melodrama and plot twistiness, and in part because it feels just as stupidly extra as a videogame movie should be. the parts where the evil scissor girl appears dressed in full goth couture and starts attacking in particular feel like a really fun step up. also just like the ao oni sequel it gets quite gay, it’s funny to think of this as part of the cultural idea of “a videogame story” is in ways videogames themselves seem quite oblivious about.
this one was made by the son of the director of battle royale, who also wrote the screenplay to that movie and directed battle royale 2. x-cross is apparently based on a novel which is something that feels pretty hard for me to believe, since about half the movie feels like an excuse to show a lady in gothic lolita wear threatening people with scissors and the other half feels like a similarly vested interest but for feet and leg peril. so idk it’s fun to imagine all this stuff’s in the book. i liked it.
txq fiction season 5 (2026) - man i just think the fake documentary q guys have been crushing it. it’s been exciting to watch that stuff and dig deeper into older kotaro terauchi things like paranormal surveillance camera and border camera, and then to see txq fiction which is a much drier, less occult but even more tricksy and ambitious version of a similar set of ideas. i like those kanepixels vids and am cautiously excited for the backrooms movie but to me txq fiction existing as a tv series is an even more exciting form of found footage crossover.
did i ever write about the border camera series on here? it’s a really fun scrappy project across four movie-length episodes, each of which follows the effort to pick up the trail of an abandoned fictional found footage work from years before. we see the remaining footage, talk to the crew members, get a fun pro’s eye on exactly how the work of producing a convincing-feeling fake documentary is accomplished. get pulled into a morass of inter cast squabbles, a bizarrely shady and manipulative cameraman in a PARIS TEXAS shirt, the producer who thinks none of the investigation is going anywhere and keeps trying to cancel thins. the director (terauchi himself) who relaunches the investigation after he goes on a livestream bitching about the producer. a lot of it is in the form of like, samples of longrunning occult livestream channels that may or may not really exist. i enjoyed it a lot but part of the pleasure was just seeing people who knew the found footage format inside out taking increasingly ambitious and odd narrative swings with things.
txq fiction is kind of in a similar vein. to me the best and scariest season is still the first one, “looking for kikue ishinaga”. the next two were fun but a little dry - playing on the idea of like a seemingly occult thing that turns out to be a depressingly grounded one, in ways i felt the fourth season with the ufo did more successfully. i think this season was maybe the best one after the first? taking similar ideas again but an even twistier premise - real life celeb ryunosuke kamiki playing himself, meeting up with the real txq fiction producers and wanting to get involved, talking about ideas that’d work with his status as a known figure. showing his own effort at fake haunted house footage and discussing ways they could maybe enlarge it by pulling in real life aspects - real names, locations, a particular child actor, etc. part of it is behind the scenes of the fake documentary they’re going to shoot and part of it just is that documentary, so there’s a bit of unpacking in terms of which “layer” each character and revelation belongs to. the eventual revelations are fun but what makes it for me is a final sequence again in a haunted house, where the combination of just how well they know to do this kind of thing with the narrative uncertainty of all the twistiness gives it such a strong and distinct effect… “they dont miss”!!!
book korner:
strange pictures by uketsu - i debated posting this here. the back of the book says it’s “mystery-horror”… i think it’s far more on the procedural end of things, BUT, even when it ends up explaining everything in (comparatively) down to earth ways i do think a big part of the effect as a whole is the creepiness of the titular strange pictures and the idea of some hidden meaning expressed within. it kinda feels like a cross between a creepypasta and an ace attorney game.
it’s something of an anthology, split into a few different parts that each center on a different “strange picture”, specifically a drawing of some kind. and then with gradual revelations of the links between chapters. the chapters vary in effectiveness a good bit - for me the best one was probably one of the earliest, with the two guys stumbling on a mysterious blog - but there is something fun about the unfolding of the mysteries. where they unfold to is, well.. to me maybe a bit too much in that unhappy cross section where something is “psychological” in a way that both feels a bit pat and literal as a way to tie up various loose ends, while also feeling completely unreal as human story and motivation. there are also a strange houses, strange buildings and strange maps by the same author, idk it was fun to blaze thru as a lazy weekend morning read. maybe i’ll read the others if i ever run out of maigret.