News Thread XII: Xbox Humiliation Ritual - Part 12 the 12th

In that case this remains the best way to play it.

https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/541/

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+ this. Terranigma’s font is so bad

https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/0684/

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Theory as to why Yoshi’s Cookie will never be rereleased https://famiboards.com/threads/i-miss-yoshi’s-cookie.18435/

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the long wait is over… jajamarukun is back!

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BP’d for JaJaMaru-Kun. Rescinded for Vampire Survivors-like.

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You slurp the blood back into your veins using your prehensile palm cuts

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new Messhoff game is out

i wrote about the demo here.

it’s Survivors-like but mixed with Spelunky. i liked it. the animation is cute

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Made a thread to collect Gamescom stuff in

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Best thing so far imo

Edit: Best thing overall imo

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A Chinese-developed game imagining an alternate postapocalyptic 1990s version of America based on 1980s American media rooted in paranoia about Japanese economic imperialism and a general fascination with nostalgic Japanese pop culture aesthetics is a hell of a thing to exist.

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They said it couldn’t be done

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New TheCatamites!

https://thecatamites.itch.io/international-obsession

THE EARTH HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED; MANKIND HAS ATTAINED THE ABILITY TO DOUBLE-JUMP.

It’s signing season for the Provisional Government, and Kissy and Torture Ball have their sights on the most valuable free agent of all. But who else is staking out a claim to the transfigured earth? What is “the millennium”, and is it over yet or not?

Part 1 in the Future Jumpers series of pulse-pounding action storygames. Controller supported for your pleasure.
SPACE / X to Jump1. E / SQUARE to Jump2. WASD / Left Analogue to Look. Arrows / Right Analogue to Move.

Game parts by thecatamites, music by Tommy Tone, portraits and poster art by A. Degen.

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degen, that’s a really cool get

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Squadron 42 has been pushed back from Q4 2026 to Q2 2027.

The reason given is that they don’t want to compete with GTA VI.

Certainly giving it a wide berth.

I don’t think I’d trust it to come out Q2 2027. It was originally announced as a 2016 game so who knows when it’ll come out.

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That stream was so bad that Great Leader had to make TWO appearances to placate the citizens. His given reason of not wanting to compete against console game GTA 6 is so fucking awesome because Exodus and The Expanse RPG, which are actual sci-fi games on PC, are coming out Q2 2027.

they’ve said multiple times Squadron 42 is complete and “in the polishing stage” lmao

this latest update was killer because not only do they present a fabulous new technology they’ve just invented called “server instancing”, Chris goes into detail about how until recently Star Citizen itself has had more attention and people working on it, now they’ve shifted to working on Squadron 42 more despite it apparently being largely finished. begging the question of why nothing works in SC despite hundreds of people working on it all the time.

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