News Thread XII: Xbox Humiliation Ritual - Part 12 the 12th

I get the feeling that if they

cut the guest characters

then there wouldn’t be any game left.

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so how far do we think Nintendo’s gonna turn the racism dial for OoTR?

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From the Final Fantasy Resonance page on squeenix’s site:

Rain, commander of the airship squadron, receives a royal decree—investigate the Earth Shrine, where the magical barrier protecting it has waned, and determine the cause together with Lasswell, his childhood friend and deputy commander.

You mean you get to go to work with your childhood friend? Who writes this? Whose experience is this? I couldn’t tell you where any of my childhood friends are right now. This is like those police procedurals where the main characters are all coupled up or married to each other. Completely ridiculous. I love it. I think I’m all in on this one. Sorry everyone.

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In order to complete the Gerudo Keep Link will have to repeat “There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet.”, but also they will depict the face of Muhammad.

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no, it’s okay to do an Orientalism

it’s like being racist against Italians but for all Western societies

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Square did TWO mobile Final Fantasies called Final Fantasy Dimension 1 and 2 and they were the Real Deal with a world map and turn based battles and crystals and jobs etc, but in practice they were just extremely derivative of the eaely FF with not a hint of a new idea in them, and no one remembers them. This looks just like that but worse since it’s HD-2D

I don’t think we realized that Square had sort of a new golden age a few years ago with too many bizarre projects like Dungeon Encounters, Diofield Chronicles, Voice of Cards, Harvestella etc and now it’s over

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To be fair, I don’t think Square realized that either.

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Harvestella was no Dewprism.

lol

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BIG step up from producing oppenheimer

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Sounds like they’re going to shift their primary racism to Kingdom Hearts

(Sorry if remember this incorrectly but I thought J-would went rotten and I refuse to search for a celebrity on the internet)

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oh those are the characters from ff brave exvius. is this just brave exvius? maybe i should watch the trailer someday

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he failed to sue a guy who called him a coke dealer on x the everything app

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In the stream I had been following, they were saying that this is something they basically had to make out of the Brave Exvius content due to the new Stop Killing Games requirements in Europe, apparently? Maybe I wasn’t following the conversation closely enough to know more details

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Oh so that would mean they’re shutting down the mobile game so they had to make some other version of it available somehow.

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BE was shutdown outside of Japan in 24 and in Japan in 25 and its Octopath counterpart is still running

this is probably more “what can we flip that would go straight into the HD2D grinder”

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Rare case of “amiga classic” actually being a decent game

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