News Thread XII: Xbox Humiliation Ritual - Part 12 the 12th

I was not prepared for how seriously the industry was going to commit to No New Games 2026

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I feel like cassandra

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I was reading about how the new Playstation should be able to emulate PS3 games well which is a lot of effort being expended to play all those games it doesn’t have.

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I don’t need a steam deck but buying a refurb lcd before they’re gone forever feels like something I should do? IDK.

Seems likely to remain a hardware target for a very long time, its higher performance competitors haven’t sold nearly enough to displace it as the mobile pc games platform and the vast majority of games don’t need more juice

My only gripe with the LCD model is that since it uses a rotated portrait panel it is not compatible with polarized sunglasses

I agree this is probably the last reasonable opportunity but if you don’t really want one then you probably shouldn’t get one

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at this point, i’m just gonna laugh if nintendo’s holiday tentpole release is really gonna be that rumored OoT remake

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fwiw, I’ve been trying to buy one from valve all day, and though the refurb lcds occasionally show as in stock, i haven’t been able to buy one, and all the used lcd units on ebay and amazon have shot up to $450+ already.

I will say the highest end one (the non reflective screen or whatever) is a bad get, because that screen scratches insanely easily (I got one in the one day I had between opening it and getting a screen protector).

The advice I used to give was “just get the cheapest one and replace the SSD yourself for like $150,” but, uh. Lotta stuff doesn’t really apply anymore.

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you can still get used 2230 512GB m2 drives for ~50-65 bucks on ebay, so getting the eMMC deck with the intention of immediately replacing it is still cost effective

also: games load plenty fast off of a microSD card, so if you have one laying around, that’ll work too

I played cyberpunk, cdpr. You can’t fool me with this one. The juice is gone. You are juiceless

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I think a lot about how phantom liberty just lifted the entire emotional arc from the anime for its story because everyone loved edgerunners except it doesn’t really work twice in a row and the anime was way better written. Keanu is so good in the DLC however.

The joke is on me though because I wear cyberpunk official merchandise half the year on my head lmfao so cdpr has made me their bitch

I’m replaying that game in 2027

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I’m finally gonna play Cyberpunk. On the Switch 2

The driving is so much better on controller to the point where I always had mine on while playing so I could drive and then shoot people with mouse and keyboard lol

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27th August.

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Come for the anecdote about SEGA designing the PICO wrong on purpose, stay for the anecdote about Yuji Naka’s Giant Cock.

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Soulcalibur

“Well, in the arcade game, every joint and every limb is individually calculated, but for the console version, we just use a point from the tip of the foot and the tip of the hand to the nose, and everything else is” (I think it’s called) inverse kinematics, but they just basically said that it was like a puppet. They weren’t calculating every component. It’s just a simple rule. And then the only thing they calculated were the hands and the feet to the nose.

:open_mouth:

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well, IK means calculating the position of every other joint and limb. thanks, VP

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You know that feeling when you read something and it stings immediately, even though you tell yourself that you aren’t that invested in sth?

… that did the trick.

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Proud to have always been a Giant Cock booster over here

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I remember the shock I felt when I found out Pico had an officially licensed Pokemon game.

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